an opera about Visigoths, seemed edgy and distant, as if she feared he might engage her in conversation. Where the hell was Hummel?
âWeâre keeping you another night,â said the nurse, sidling toward the door.
âWhy?â
âDoctorâs orders.â
âI hate this catheter.â
âI can imagine.â
And suddenly she was gone, leaving him alone with his fear. As the clock on the recovery room wall crept toward three P.M. , Hummel finally appeared.
âHowâre we doinâ?â he asked.
âYou didnât tell me thereâd be a catheter.â
âWeâll take it out before you go to sleep.â
âItâs driving me crazy. Did you win your bet?â
âWhat bet?â
âYour last nickel.â
âLab report was vague. I told âem to look at the tissue again.â
âGood-vague or bad-vague?â
âVague-vague. Let me worry about it, okay?â Hummel started out of the room. âIf youâre a cooperative patient, weâll let you watch the Phillies tonight.â
Martin sat up, intent on chasing Hummel down the hall and asking what âvague-vagueâ meant, but the catheter made him reconsider. He lay back, closed his eyes, and brooded.
Twenty minutes later the Visigoth nurse and her ham-fisted male assistant removed the catheter, a procedure that would have caused him only slightly more pain if the device had been a lag screw. They transferred him to a regular room, one boasting not only a color TV and a civilized temperature but also a private phone. Grabbing the receiver, he punched up the number of All Creatures Great and Small.
âTheyâre not letting me out till tomorrow,â he told Corinne. âWhat about the biopsy?â
âThey wonât tell me anything.â
âWithin a week, thisâll all seem like a bad dream.â Her tone was warm, kindly, reassuring. No wonder armadillos fell in love with her. âYouâll be standing on home plate, marrying a couple of baseball fans, and you wonât even be thinking about your prostate.â
At nine oâclock the next morning Corinne appeared at his bedside bearing the happy news that Hummel had signed him out. His back throbbed. His bladder spasmed. His urethra burned fiercely, as if it had been colonized by fire ants. He wondered whether his augered penis would ever be able to perform its various duties again.
Slowly he eased himself out of bed, collected his watch and wallet from the nightstand, and put on his street clothes. As he and Corinne shuffled past the nursesâ station, the pasty-faced woman behind the desk spoke up.
âDr. Hummel said to get in touch before you leave. Hereâs the number. Thereâs a pay phone by the Coke machine.â
Hummelâs receptionist was expecting Martinâs call. âThe doctor wants to see you down here at six oâclock. Would that be convenient?â
âOkay,â he said, palms growing damp.
âCan your wife come along?â
âI think so.â
âPlease bring her.â
The receptionist hung up.
âHe wants to see us at six,â said Martin, staring at his shoes. âBoth of us. Thatâs ominous, donât you think?â
âNot necessarily.â Corinne clasped his forearm. âWhen I was seventeen, a surgeon cut a benign cyst out of my breast. He wanted my mother there afterward to hear exactly what heâd done and why. Hereâs the plan: once weâre finished with Hummel, weâre going to Chi-Chiâs for dinner.â
And so it happened that, on May 12, 1999, at 6:23 P.M. , Martin and Corinne stood together in his urologistâs badly lit office, hearing a verdict more punishing than anything the JP had ever handed down in his courtroom. Hummel summarized the results of the biopsy, then showed them the report from the pathology lab. The final line read, âDiagnosis: adenocarcinoma of