was on lime-green stationery, handwritten, and very girly. It said:
Dear Know-It-All,
My dog misses me so much when I go to school. She chases the school bus when I leave, and my mom says she whines by the door all day until I come home. Why canât we have a Bring Your Pets to School day? I think it would help my dog if she could see where I go when Iâm not with her.
From,
Madison Jones
Okay, first of all, Madison, this is supposed to be anonymous, my friend. Second of all, how do we know Rover wonât bite some kid, if sheâs as attached to you as you say?
I sighed and dropped that one into the big envelope. That one was definitely not going to make me shine as an advice columnist, and in this issue I needed to shine!
The next one was in scratchy boy handwriting on loose-leaf paper. It said:
Dear Know-It-All,
My clothes stink. I hate everything my mom buys. Itâs superpreppy and I want to dress gangsta, but she says thatâs inappropriate for school. The dress code says weâre allowed to wear sweats and stuff, so why shouldnât she let me? Maybe if you print this I can show her your response (if youâre on my side).
Thanks,
A dude
Hmm. That was very tempting. But I donât want to pigeonhole myself as a fashion writer. I jammed it in the file.
The final one was dumb. It was on a postcard from Las Vegas and it said:
Dear Know-It-All,
Why canât we have more vacation?
From,
Vegas Girl
Whatever, Vegas Girl. If the year-round-school people get their way, youâre really going to be sorry.
I sighed and stuffed the letters all into the big secret envelope, wishing I could give the Vegas postcard to Michael for his article research, but that would blow my cover. Anyway, why would I want to help him and Miss Big(ley)?
After classes ended, I popped into the news office to see if I could check for more Know-It-All submissions, but I was out of luckâor maybe in luck: Michael Lawrence was there sitting at a computer, so I was unable to check my mailbox.
My heart leaped when I saw him, but he looked weary and not that happy. He was rubbing his eyes and slumping in his chair.
I decided to keep it fresh and new.
âHey, Michael,â I said. (I usually call him Mikey, or just Lawrence.)
He looked up. âYo, Pasty.â
So much for fresh and new. Pasty is the nickname he gave me when I was caught eating paste in kindergarten. I grimaced but pressed on.
âWhat are you up to?â
He sighed. âJust trying to make sense of Kateâs notes for the article. We interviewed Mr. Pfeiffer this morning to see what his thoughts are, as principal, on year-round school.â
âAre you transcribing her notes?â I asked, peering over his shoulder. I couldnât keep my eyebrows from shooting up. Michael doesnât take notes because his memory is incredible. I usually do take notes, and he used to mock me for always writing everything down. But then one time it actually came out to be a good thing that I did, since we ended up needing the notes for reference. Still, this was very out of character for him.
Michael nodded wearily. âBut I canât make heads or tails of them. Itâs all scribble scrabble.â
âWhy isnât she doing it? Wouldnât that be easier?â I felt a little annoyed seeing Kateâs notes in front of him.
He nodded again. âYes. It would. But sheâs âfrightfully busyâ right now getting acclimated, so I guess I volunteered, though I donât remember volunteering.â
I had to laugh, he looked so sad. âItâs not the end of the world, Mikey,â I said. âJust bounce them back to her. Tell her you canât read her British handwriting.â
He sighed again. âYou think?â
âYes, I do. Do it!â
âWhy are women always so bossy?â he said, shaking his head. But he stood up and shoved the notes in his backpack.
âI object to that