the importance of car junk yards in the South. Iâd try to make a connection between junk yards and Antietam, or Bull Run, or Andersonville Prison. Then Iâd send it off to Dr. Crowther and heâd say it wasnât a very good idea. By that time Iâd have another dream, or begin obsessing more so on Abby and the child I thought she had but never really did, et cetera.
Doc said, âI got an idea. I got a great idea. Since most of my valuables got stolen, and since I got some insurance money for them, why donât I give you all these lighters here. You make me a special chair or benchâyeah, make a bench so I can get rid of this telephone pole stoolâand then Iâll let you go out and get another sack of lighters for free. Howâs that sound?â
Bobby Suddeth said, âYou should make a chair that only has one lighter sticking straight up from the middle. It could be called the Happy Chair for Women, you know.â
âOr the Happy Chair for Bobby Suddethâs Ass,â Doc said. He exhaled loudly.
Bobby Suddeth said, âYâall been drinking without me? I smell it on both yâall. Whereâd yâall get the liquor? I didnât hear yâall leave.â
I started laughing. I said, âWe got it over by the collection of kickstands Doc has piled up.â I felt like I had the right. I felt like I belonged in the club. âHey, I got a thermos of bourbon out in my truck. Let me go get it. Damn it to hell, I know better than to start. If I start drinking, I canât stop until Iâm asleep.â
âYeah. Iâll drink some bourbon,â Bobby Suddeth said.
I looked at Doc. He took up his limp again and scooted two stand-up ashtrays against the wall. He said, âI guess. Normally Iâd say âno,â but this seems like a different kind of day.â He took his leg and scooted the loveseat back against another wall. Was he expecting us to need room for a bigger dance floor? I thought. Was he later going to sweep his office?
When I got to my truck I could hear Bobby Suddeth saying, âYou crazy, man. Doc, Doc. You crazy, you old crip.â It was what they might call, in the Southern culture studies world, a âplaintive cry.â He yelped it out quickly.
By the time I picked up the thermosâthis was one of those nice ones, with the plastic cup that screwed to the topâI expected to hear two pistol reports. Instead I only heard some pings. Ping, ping, ping. Ping-ping-ping-ping. Because Iâd not lived long enough with car cigarette lighters in my possession, I didnât connect the sound with that of lighters being thrown hard and ricocheting off of Bobby Suddethâs forehead, the cash register, windows.
My first thought, of course, was to get in my truck and drive off fast. Iâd done it before. I had sprayed gravel out of the Modestine Duncansâ trailer park with all their weird Book of Revelation quotes printed on their mobile homes, and out of the barren fat lighter farm, and out of the Heâs Out Casting bar when I got the pet monkey, all in the name of a low-residency masterâs degree. Iâd been spraying gravel directly or metaphorically since birth, I realized, and it didnât seem to matter. It was like I took off out of one trouble spot only to arrive at another. I could never find a place to flat-out hide.
But I didnât drive away. I sauntered back inside Docâs Salvage to find Bobby Suddeth smilingâwas there a trick being played on me?âand Doc picking up my car cigarette lighters from the floor. He said, âIâm just frustrated, you know. You imagine how frustrating all this can be.â
Bobby Suddeth said, âHey,â to me, as if weâd never met before. I could tell that he almost said, âYou looking for a carburetor?â
I said, âHereâs some bourbon.â I said, âWhatâs going on in here?â
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