easygoing Mr. Cool Guy. At home, though, Dadâs stressed out all the time. It annoys me that strangers get to see the fun side of Dad that he used to save for meâeven if itâs all for show. In some ways, Momâs (not-so-secret) stranger anxiety is better than the way my dad acts. At least sheâs not being fakey with people.
As I picked my way through scratchy bushes and thick piles of dead leavesâ ow! âI crouched down low so none of the kids gathered on the beach could see me. After a few more shaky steps, I sat down on a low rock that made a perfect snooping stool. I listened closely for Baileyâs loud, gasping laugh or Avaâs squeaky voice. I knew I had to be close.
Coco crawled onto my lap, and her eyes drifted closed. Her little body shuddered, then she sighed and fell fast asleep. âItâs like you havenât been sleeping for the last five hours,â I whispered.
Suddenly, the sound of girlsâ laughter put me on high alert. I couldnât see them, but I knew Ava and Bailey and the others were less than ten feet away from me, just on the other side of a thick mess of wild blueberry bushes.
I held my breath, suddenly worried Iâd be caught. It wouldnât look good if they found me hunched over here, crawling through brambles. I could say I lost a headband?Needed wood for . . .? Oh! Iâm hunting for blueberries! I knew I could come up with something if I needed to, and at the moment, all I could think about was how much I needed to know what Ava and Bailey were going to say about me. Knowledge is power, my dad always says, and in the case of gossip itâs always the truth. I was sort of the master at figuring out how to use peopleâs words against them, and I intended to do just that. If necessary, of course.
âImpossible,â someone said. The voice sounded like the cute guy, the one whoâd made fun of me! Lobster Boy. âShe didnât do that.â
âNot a lie,â Bailey said, laughing her donkey laugh again. If only she could figure out how to close her mouth before she took a breath, she wouldnât sound like a farm animal. âPinkie swear.â
Pinkie swear? I rolled my eyes. What was she, six?
Bailey continued. âI was there. Really! It happened.â
They were talking about me! I was sure of it. I grinned, realizing that it was pretty cool that Lobster Boy sounded so impressed. Maybe heâd be worth my time after all.
âProve it,â Lobster Boy said. I heard a shuffling sound, and suddenly his messy hair was bobbing above the brush line just a few feet awayâheâd stood up! If he turned around,Iâd be caught snooping, for sure. I tried to slink down, burying myself deeper in the brush, but Coco stirred on my lap when I moved. So I stayed as still as I could and hoped no one would see me lurking in the bushes. What if they thought I was hiding back here, peeing in the woods or something? Oh, the humiliation.
Suddenly, Bailey stood up right beside Lobster Boy. I wondered what she was going to show him to prove what Iâd done. . . . Was she going to try to demonstrate how Iâd stolen their swimsuits? Or maybe sheâd recite one of the poems? Oh! This was getting better and better. I loved hearing how other people told stories about me.
Before I could wonder any more, Ava leapt up and ran into the water. She jogged out until the water was about thigh-deep, then dove under. Everyone else stood up to watch her. Bailey reached down and grabbed a little Flip video camera, pointing it in the direction of whatever was going on in the lake. I had to crane my neck to try to see what was happening, which was tricky since there was this huge branch in the way. After almost half a minute had passed, Ava resurfaced right by a buoy that was way out in the lake.
âTold ya!â Bailey cried. She jumped up and down with her camera, cheering for Ava.