wouldnât have been right. But defending oneself, yes, that would be acceptable. The bell on the door jingled, and an old lady entered.
âHi, Paul. Howâs life treating ya?â
âLiving the dream, Mrs. Carmichael, as always.â He gave her his million-dollar smile.
Mrs. Carmichael, an octogenarian, walked around the convenience store, checking the expiration dates on each bottle of milk before pouring a small cup of coffee and topping it off with the freshest milk, which she then returned to the refrigerated section.
âThat racket outside is going to raise the dead!â
âYouâre telling me.â Paul stretched his arm out and looked at the foreman through the inch of space between his pointer finger and thumb. Then he squished the man in the distance.
âOne day theyâre going to dig too deep and find what theyâre looking for.â
âEh, what do you mean?â
âOh, you know.â She slurped her hot coffee. âEvery town keeps their secrets in the ground. Youâve heard the rumors about PMI, right?â
Paulâs blank look said it all.
âNever mind. Hey, am I going to win that trip to Mexico this week?â
âGuaranteedâI see it in your future.â
âDid your wife tell you that? Then itâd mean something. Otherwise, Iâd think you just want a cut of my winnings!â
Mrs. Carmichael placed the correct change on the counter, took a sip of her coffee, and tucked the scratchers in her purse. âKeep the change.â
âHave a nice day.â
âAll righty. See you next week, Mr. Singh.â
Paul Singh knew two things: One, he would train his son to defend himself; and, two, he would find out if his psychic wife could see what was written on lottery tickets.
Maija
E mpress of Multitasking, Goddess of Kitchen and Garden, Countess of Costcoâin her mind, Maija Mazur Singh listed all the appropriate titles that she could stitch on her zip-up cardiganâs lapel. On this, her day off, sheâd cooked, cleaned, and learned a few thingsâand it was only the afternoon, which meant she still had time to appraise her childrenâs secret lives before they returned from school.
Maija had managed to concoct a beautiful sauerbraten and had even remembered to add a few extra peppercorns to quench Paulâs incessant need for spice. To Maija, it seemed he had long burned all the taste buds from his tongue, that the little buds had all waved their white flags after decades of interpreting the scorch of raw chili peppers. Paul claimed capsicum was good for his gums, and Maija wondered what good gums were when the tongue was collateral damage.
Sheâd also baked an Alexander cake and glazed it to perfection. Sheâd vacuumed the house and even spent an hour watching Montel Williamsâs self-help parenting program. Maija felt as if she could do it all, at least when she was the only one at home. The other inhabitants, her family, made getting things done difficult. No matter what she did or how hard she tried, she could not control everything; she was far from all-knowing, and she had not been blessed with strong parental communication skills. She had the sight, that was certain, but she rarely saw futures for her family, which was even more frustrating and led to her snooping. Instead of inquiring about Isabellaâs female changes and Vicâs experiences at school, Maija held it in. Birds and bees remained bottled up, and they stung and ate each other. Since she couldnât discuss these difficult topics, she was forced to infiltrate their personal things and read them like runes.
Maija inspected the shoebox that sheâd found tucked deep beneath Isabellaâs bed. It was, of course, more than a boxâit was a portal into Isabellaâs brain, and Maija, mother of no words, parented as she mushroomed: once in a while and when no one was looking. She told herself it was out of