strand of pearls in front of my jewelry box, and both earrings, cushion-cut rubies surrounded by diamonds, were nearby but not together. A very large champagne cork was planted squarely between them. I checked my finger for my ring and then, with a sickening feeling of vertigo, remembered the hair comb. I burrowed my face into my pillow and pulled its edges over my ears.
At noon, the housemaid knocked gently on the door, then opened it a crack.
âIâm sorry, Emily. Iâm not feeling up to breakfast,â I said, my voice muffled by the pillow.
âIâve brought Alka-Seltzer and gingersnaps,â she replied, which made my stomach twist again. It meant that not only had we wakened the entire house when we returned, but also that our condition had been obvious.
âPut it on the table,â I said, rolling to face the opposite wall. I didnât want her to see me. Iâd fallen into bed without even removing my makeup, as evidenced by the streaks of mascara on my pillowcase. âThank you, Emily.â
âOf course, Mrs. Hyde.â
She stayed longer than I expected, and when she left, I saw that sheâd taken the dress, shoes, and mink with her.
The telephone rang sporadically throughout the day. With each call, my mother-in-lawâs voice became a little more resolute until finally it was brittle and hard. I shrank further under the covers with every conversation.
At nearly six thirty, Ellis staggered into my room. He was still in his pajamas. His robe was open, its sash dragging on the floor behind him.
âDear God, what a night,â he said, scrubbing his eyes with his fists. âIâm a bit green about the gills. I could use an eye-opener. How about you?â
I suppressed a retch.
âAre you all right?â he asked, coming closer. His face was drawn, and there were dark semicircles beneath his eyes. I didnât even wantto know how I lookedâEllis had at least made it into his pajamas; I was still in my slip.
âNot really,â I said. âLook what Emily brought on my breakfast tray.â
He glanced over and guffawed.
âItâs not funny,â I said. âIt means theyâre all gossiping about us in the kitchen. And I lost your motherâs hair comb.â
âOh,â he said vaguely.
âEllis,
I lost the hair comb
.â
When the gravity of this sank in, he sat on the edge of the bed and the last of his color drained.
âWhat am I going to do?â I said, curling into a ball.
He took a deep breath and thought. After a few seconds, he slapped his thighs with resolve and said, âWell. Youâll have to telephone the Pews and tell them to be on the lookout, thatâs all.â
âI was going to. But I canât.â
âWhy not?â
âFor one thing, I canât get near the telephone. Your motherâs been on it all day. God only knows what sheâs heard. And anyway, I canât call Mrs. Pew. I canât face her, not even over the telephone.â
âWhy?â
âBecause we were
tight
! We rolled around in the street!â
âEveryone was tight.â
âYes, but not like us,â I said miserably. I sat up and cradled my head in my hands. âI donât even remember leaving. Do you?â
âNot really.â He got up and walked to my dressing table. âWhen did you get this?â he asked, picking up the cork.
âI havenât a clue,â I replied.
On the main floor, the telephone rang yet again, and I cowered. Ellis came back to the bed and took my hand. This time, when Pemberton fetched my mother-in-law, her footsteps were brisk and she spoke in punctuated bursts. After a few minutes, she went silent again, and the silence was ominous, rolling through the house like waves of poisonous gas.
Ellis looked at my clock. âSheâll come up to dress for dinner in a few minutes. You can call then.â
âCome with me?â I