Fair?â
âWhen you were living in Chicago, dear. Now, then, Millieââ
âNow wait,â I said. âWhat play were you in?â
âIt wasnât exactly a play, child. A play is only one kind of theatrical exhibition.â
âWell, what was this one?â
Her hand fluttered like a butterfly. âI read poems submitted by school children. They had a shared subject.â
Millie was nodding, smiling admiringly. âOh, yes. âOde to a Butter Cow.â â
âNow,â Mother said, âabout my dressing roomââ
âYou mean,â I said, âyou gave dramatic readings by schoolchildren standing next to the cow carved from butter?â
âThatâs one way to put it,â Mother sniffed.
That was the only way to put it.
Millie was radiant. âIt was a transcendent performance. Youâd have been proud of your mother.â
My mouth was dry, but I couldnât transcend it, so I asked, âIs there a vending machine around?â
Millie pointed a slightly twisted finger toward the box office area. âYouâll find several down that hallway, dear.â
I nodded. âYou two go ahead with the tourâIâll catch up.â
Mother looped arms with the woman, as if they had been friends forever, and as they moved toward the auditorium doors, I went in search of caffeine, figuring our afternoon here might stretch into early evening, Mother most likely wanting to do a run-through. When youâre in charge of hats, you have to stay on top of things.
I had just gotten a strong-tasting coffee when a young man in his twenties exited the box office. His shoulder-length hair was as black as the rest of his outfitâT-shirt, jeans, high-top tenniesâbut his complexion was so white it was startling, especially the skin around his multiple tattoos. His face was angular, nose thin and long, mouth wide, and each earlobe had been stretched with a circular earring making a hole you could see through.
âIâm Chad,â he said blandly, âMillicentâs grandson and the New Vicâs artistic director.â He showed no particular interest in me, his grandmother, or the position heâd just mentioned, for that matter.
âIâm Brandy BorneâVivianâs daughter and assistant.â
Sushi, transferred to one hand while I held the coffee with the other, took an immediate dislike to Chad by way of a low growl.
Filling an awkward pause, I said, âMother is grateful for the booking.â
He shrugged again. âWe had no choice.â
I nodded. âBecause that New York company cancelled.â
He closed his eyes and opened them again, bored with me, and life. âThere wasnât any New York company.â
I frowned. âI donât understand. . . .â
He sighed, burdened as he was with having the weight of the worldâor this theater, anywayâon his shoulders. âYou will understand, Ms. Borne, after you have a look around. Everything is so outdated and antiquated that I canât get anyone of any importance at all to appear here.â
I didnât appreciate the obvious insult to my mother. Like all children, only I have the right to make snide remarks about my parents.
So there was a little edge when I said, âSo update the theater. Or is it a matter of money?â
His laugh could not have sounded more hollow if heâd done it down a well. âMoney in part. Grandmother once had quite a pile, but over the years it got sunk into this monstrosity. Not that it did much good.â
âNo?â
He shrugged. âWeâve been running in place for years. Strictly Shakespeare. Other theaters in tourist-trap towns do musicals and murder mysteries and other crowd-pleasing stuff. But Grandmother is on the board ofââ
âDonât tell meâthe good olâ board of trustees. Keepers of the status quo, circa a couple hundred years