triangular facade, where the comedy/tragedy masks substituted for the Old Vicâs royal crest.
We went in through the middle of three wood and glass double doors, and there the New Vicâs similarity to the original ceased.
A marbled foyer with a small glassed-in ticket station was to the left, a concession counter to the right. Ahead were doors to the auditorium, curving staircases on either side leading up to the balcony. With the exception of one large ceiling fixture, a relatively recent addition, the only other lighting source was a few wall sconces.
Mother, whispering as if in church, said, âI wonder where we can find Millicent Marlowe?â
âHere I am, Mrs. Borne,â said a womanâs thin voice, so close it startled us.
The owner of the voiceâand the theaterâhad come up behind Mother, whose stature had hidden her. She was a tiny thing, rather frail looking, knocking on eightyâs door at least, with white hair cut short in a curly perm. She wore a red sweater, navy slacks, and the kind of sensible shoes Mother puts on when her bunions are particularly bothersome.
The woman extended a bony hand to Mother. âPlease,â she said, âcall me Millie . . . all my friends do.â
Mother shook Millieâs hand a little too gregariously and a bone or two made tiny cracks.
âMy dear,â Mother gushed, âwhat a divine theater you have here.â
I was holding off on my opinion until after seeing the stage.
âYes,â Millie bubbled, âyou may have noticed that itâs a replica of the Old Victoria.â
Told you.
She went on. âA bit smaller, of course. There have even been rumors of ancient tunnels, but thatâs probably an old wivesâ tale.â
âMerry ones, no doubt!â Mother said. âFrom Windsor!â
âNo doubt!â Our hostessâs eyes, which had been flitting nervously, settled on me like friendly insects. âAnd you must be Brandy.â
I didnât shake her hand, mine being full of Sushi. âPleased to meet you,â I said with a smile and a nod, adding, âIâll be assisting Mother.â
âMy daughter,â Mother said grandly, âis in charge of wardrobe and props.â
The wardrobe was props, but never mind.
âHow delightful!â Millie said, clasping her hands. âA family affair. I canât believe youâve never visited us before, Vivian!â
âOh, well, itâs always been something I meant to do. So many conflicts with my own acting schedule.â
I knew darn well why weâd never been here beforeâVivian Borne wasnât going to support an area theater that didnât involve her.
Millie was saying, âI do appreciate you coming at such late notice, as do the trustees who put on the fete. They will be receiving the proceedsâafter your payment, of courseâthe money going to help better the town.â
âHow nice,â Mother said perfunctorily.
âYes. I have a contract in the office for you to sign, but we can do that later. Right now Iâd like to show you around. Unfortunately, youâll only have a few days to rehearse.â
âNot to worry,â Mother chortled. âIâm an old pro.â
That was the only context in which you will ever hear Mother refer to herself as an âoldâ anything. I preferred to think of her as a well-aged ham.
âOh, I know you are a wonderful , creative actor,â Millie said to Mother. âI saw you perform once, at the Iowa State Fair.â
Motherâs eyes got larger than even those lenses could handle. âYou did? Why, I wish you had come backstage and spoken to me afterward!â
âWell, there was no backstage, really. And there was quite a crowd.â
Mother beamed. âAh yes, I recall. I pulled quite an audience that afternoon.â
I was frowning. âWhen did you perform at the Iowa State