reproachful look.
She was as thin as me, her hide shrunken over her ribs. A pink sore on her nose was leaking some clear mess. With my own body pumped full of victory I suddenly felt sorry for her. I fed myself then moved off, gestured for her to come close. âEat!â She licked her lips, wagged her tail so hard her whole backside shook. Man, what a dog. A yellow dog, of no fixed abode and no traceable parents, just like me. After this we always shared. I named her Banjara, gypsy, free spirit, because she belongs nowhere and everywhere is her kingdom.
Jara and me, one day we are up to our tricks outside a cafe where Iâve not been before, itâs not one of my usual dirty dabas. This is a smart coffeehouse with a garden and a big sign saying Coca-Cola , I canât read the sign but I know what it says. These girls are sitting at a table under a tree, drinking lassi. Three girls, college students by look. Often theyâll be quite generous, so Iâve started my patter about how we are perishing from starvation etc., at a sign from me, Jara, canny bitch, rolls on her back and plays dead.
One of the three gets up. Comes out, stands looking at the dog and me. Some girls primp themselves up like film stars with kajal round the eyes, long sleek hair and all, this one isnât like that. Her hair looks like it hasnât been oiled for a month, kameez and scarf donât match, nose is a touch too long. She doesnât smile, doesnât offer money. She doesnât do any of the things people normally do when I pester them. Sheâs frowning, all serious.
âPretty clever. Did you teach her?â
âFor five rupees sheâll whine the national anthem.â
âIs begging fun?â
Well, this catches me, no oneâs ever asked such a thing before. This girl bends to pat Jara and her hair falls over her face, pretty she may not be but thereâs a sweetness in her which you sometimes see in people without looks.
âIs it fun to be hungry?â I reply. âNo, so then donât mock, give me five rupees.â
âNot I,â says she, chewing her lip. âYouâve a look of mischief about you, Iâve seen you before. You roam round the city doing scams.â
âWhat scams? If you wonât give five rupees at least give a smile.â
âYou like winding people up. I think you enjoy being annoying.â
âItâs all they deserve. People are cretins.â
âCretins? So is that what makes it fun?â
âFun was your idea, not mine,â I say, liking this girl. Most people who talked to me just told me to fuck off.
âGet off with you, youâre up to all the tricks. Iâd be surprised if you go hungry.â
âWhat do you know about it?â
But she was right. I was well schooled in street work. My teacher was Ali Faqri, heâd in turn been trained by the prince of scams, Abdul Saliq the Pir Gate beggar. Faqri told me to stop creeping round behind the eateries. There, if I was caught arse-up in the bins, best I could expect was disgust maybe a kicking. âGo round the front,â Faqri said. So I began parading up and down in view of the clientele, nothing puts a person off their food more than a starving Animal watching every mouthful. The proprietors hated me but theyâd give me hand-outs rather than have me upset their customers. I got the same left-overs, only this time served nicely in a bowl. In this way I learned that if you act powerless, you are powerless, the way to get what you want is to demand it.
âIâm Nisha,â says this serious girl. âWhatâs your name?â
âAnimal. Now you have to guess why.â
âOkay Animal, youâre bright, you could do something more useful than this.â Nisha told me that if I came to her fatherâs house, which was in a part of Khaufpur known as the Chicken Claw, she would find me some work to do.
âAnd,â says