him and held Brett McGrewâs picture up next to me. âIf you were this guyââI pointed to McNet ââwould you want anything to do with this guy?â I flung my hand up beside my own scrawny self. âWould you even admit you were related?â
Bragger shrugged. âYouâre related to me and I admit it.â
âNot the same thing.â
âI donât know what youâre getting all worked up about, Kirby. So you donât look like your father. So what?â
âItâs not just the way I look. Itâs the way I am. Brett McGrew has been the MVP of every team heâs ever played for. Me, I shoot a layup and practically end up in the nurseâs office. Iâm not what he wants in a son.â
Bragger considered this. âYouâre right,â he said. âBrett McGrew probably has very specific taste in offspring. I imagine heâd want somebody more like your mother was. You knowâtall and muscular, talented in every sport, leading her team to victory with her unequaled skill and athleticism.â
âWhat are you talking about?â I looked at him. âMy mother was short and skinny and, as far as I know, never went out for a sport in her life. I found her report cards. She flunked P.E.â
Bragger shook his head. âWeird.â
âWhat?â
âYou just described yourself.â
âI know. Thatâs the problem. Have you not been listening?â
Bragger took the yearbook from me and flipped through it till he found the Sweetheart Dance page. He set the book in my lap.
âYour mother was just like you, Kirby. And guess what? McNet liked her anyway.â
I stared at the picture. The same picture Iâd been staring at my whole life. But Iâd never truly looked at it before. Not really. My mother had been just like me. Same freckles. Same bony shoulders sticking out of her glittery Sweetheart Dance dress. She was short, too. Even in high heels, she barely came up to Brett McGrewâs armpit.
I looked closer. âI think sheâs stepping on his foot.â
Bragger leaned over my shoulder. âHey, she is. Her spiky heelâs totally skewering Brett McGrewâs big toe.â He shrugged. âMcNet doesnât seem to mind.â
No, he didnât. Brett McGrew was smiling down at her, and she had her neck bent back, laughing up at him. My short, skinny, clumsy mother. Brett McGrew liked her.
Brett McGrew liked her.
âWhat we need is a plan,â said Bragger.
Brett McGrew liked her.
âAre you with me, Kirb? A plan. To get you through all the reporters and TV cameras. And past Coach. A plan to get you into a private conversation with Brett McGrew.â
I looked up. âHow are we supposed to do that?â
âWeâll think of something. Weâve got a lot going for us here. Youâre the smartest kid in Stuckey, and Iââhe stopped, obviously considering his talentsââI am the most willing to make a complete fool of myself. Thatâs a powerful combination, Kirby. Together, nobody can stop us.â
I stared at him. He was right. If I was going to do this, I had to plan out every detail. And I could do that. Better than anybody. This could work. It could.
Six
Grandma called us for supper. Bragger always ate with us on days his parents worked late. I slid my motherâs yearbook under my pillow, and Bragger and I sock-footed it downstairs in time to see Grandma slide a big pan from the oven.
It was her turkey roaster. But the steaming mound of meat inside it was like no turkey Iâd ever seen. It was huge and round and coated with something gleaming and blackened in spots, like ketchup, only orange, with darker stripes running across it in a vaguely familiar pattern.
It was a meatloaf, I realized. An enormous meatloaf.
In the shape of a basketball.
âWhoa,â said Bragger.
âWhat do you think?â said