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know why I remember that exactly. It was more her deadpan expression that lingers in my mind, and the reaction of my parents afterwards. There was none. Their defences must have been down. They were tired. I hadn’t known if it was a joke or not. The very idea of using the words sex and heaven in the same sentence, I thought, would be grounds for…I didn’t know…a prayer session, maybe. Tears, verses, hugs, exorcisms.
    I spent a large part of my childhood praying for Tash’s soul. I hid her I’M WITH JESUS shirt for almost two years because I knew she was wearing it insincerely and because I had inadvertently destroyed it by using my Magic Marker to put an arrow on it that went up instead of to the side. One time in church we were doing a call-and-response thing where The Mouth asks questions and the rest of us answer them in unison and every answer was supposed to be Jesus Christ but each time Tash said John Lennon instead. My mom was trying to drown her out with her Jesus Christs and then Tash started saying her John Lennons one beat ahead of Trudie’s Jesus Christs,squeezing them in real fast, and I just put my head down on Trudie’s lap and prayed for Tash to hear Jesus knocking on the door of her pitch-black heart before she was cast into the burning pits of hell. In the car afterwards my mom said Tash was incorrigible and Tash said my mom was faking it for my dad’s sake and my dad said faking what? And Tash said faking being mad. And my dad said mad about what? About John Lennon, said Tash. Mom’s mad about John Lennon, asked my dad. Yeah, said Tash, Mom’s mad about John Lennon. God. You could hear her eyes rolling. And then my dad asked who John Lennon was and Tash requested permission to kill herself—and my mom looked happy, well, not unhappy, and my dad looked confused as usual.
    I’m sure that was the day I first heard Tash call me Swivelhead. All I did back then it seems was look from Trudie to Ray to Tash back to Trudie to Ray to Tash and on and on trying desperately to understand what it was they were talking about, what the words coming out of their mouths meant. The only thing I needed to know was that we were all going to live forever, together, happily, in heaven with God, and without pain and sadness and sin. And in my town that is the deal. It’s taken for granted. We’ve been hand-picked. We’re on a fast track, singled out, and saved. It was the one thing I counted on and I couldn’t understand why my own immediate family would make little feints and jabs in directions other than up, up, up to God.
    Why was Tash so intent on derailing our chances and sabotaging our plans to be together for goddamn ever and why the hell couldn’t my parents see what was happening and rein that girl in? We were supposed to stay together, it was clear to me. That was the function, the ultimate purpose, the entire premise for the existence of the Nickel Family. That we remained together for all eternity. And it was so doable. It wasso close, we could almost touch it, in fact we were touching it. Living in East Village meant we were halfway there already. What more could a pious little Menno kid want?
     
    There were other things you may not necessarily know or remember about my mother. She liked to pat her stomach, especially if she was standing in the middle of the kitchen staring at the cupboards trying to mentally prepare herself for plunging into some tedious domestic task.
    Often when she said the word yes, in response to a question, she’d spread her arms out like a symphony conductor calling for a big sound from his musicians.
    She liked a made bed.
    She had an uncanny ability to predict the weather.
    She’d snap towels viciously before folding them, often very close to our heads as we sat watching TV.
    She didn’t believe in waiting for two hours after eating before going for a swim. “Do fish get out of the water after they’ve eaten?”
    She drove too fast and whenever she parked she’d