âAnd I appreciate it, but I donât need to be cautioned on how to reply. I havenât done anything wrong, other than to go through a yellow light.â
The cop blew out a snort, with a thin smirk that was quickly followed by a cynical glare. Then he slowly stood up, shut the door, and went back over to his crew. A group of seven or eight of them conferred again for some time. Traffic was stopped in both directions; six or seven officers standing around, looking my way. I felt my heart race and I realized I may need someone to get me out of this situation. Who the hell could I call?
A few minutes passed, and Martinez and the bald cop came back over. They slid into the front seat and looked at me through the glass.
The next question got a lot more serious.
âSir, when was the last time you were stopped by the Jacksonville police?â Martinez asked, staring into my eyes.
Huh? I laughed a nervous, back-of-the-throat chortle. âStopped by the police?â I uttered, my mouth completely dry . â Iâve never been stopped by the police. Listen, I donât know what the hellâs going on, butââ
âYouâre saying you werenât pulled over in downtown Jacksonville earlier this morning?â Martinez asked me again. âAround nine A.M . With a woman in this car?â
I was shaken by the total seriousness in his eyes.
âNo. No! I have no idea what youâre talking about. Nine A.M. I had just gotten off a plane! You can check my itinerary. I think itâs in my briefcase in the car. Or in the rental agreement. Look, I donât know who the hell you guys think I am, but youâve obviously mixed me up with . . .â
Martinez removed his sunglasses. âSir, what were you doing in a federal office building in downtown Jacksonville an hour ago?â
My heart stopped. As did just about everything inside me. I just sat, with my hands bound, realizing just how serious this was. Being stopped for a traffic violation was one thing . . . But having 9/11-like kinds of questions thrown at youâin cuffs; in the back of a police car . . .
âLook . â I stared back, sure that my voice was shaking. âI donât know who you think I am, or what you think Iâve done, but look in my eyes: Iâm a doctor. Iâm on my way to the Marriott for a medical conference at which I am delivering a speech later. I sped up through a traffic light because I was confused about the area trying to find the damn hotel. Actually, Iâm not even sure I did go through the light . . . And I surely didnât drive down a one-way street, which in any event, all seems kind of trivial now in light of what youâve been asking me.
â But thatâs it! I wasnât stopped earlier by the police. I didnât have a woman in the car. And I damn well wasnât in a federal office building in downtown Jacksonville! I donât know whether you have the wrong car, or the wrong information, the wrong whateverâbut you definitely, definitely have the wrong guy!â
I steadied my gaze as best I could, my heart pounding in my chest.
âYou just better hope youâre right,â the bald cop finally said with an icy smirk, â âcause if it turns out youâre screwing with us in any way, you have my promise Iâll put a fat one up your ass so deep youâll be shitting lead for the rest of your life. Which, I assure you, no one will be betting will be very long. You getting me, sir?â
âYeah, Iâm getting you,â I said back to him, my gaze heated too.
The cops got out again, Martinez asking for my Social Security number. Then he and another older trooper who seemed to be in charge stood talking for a bit, and out of the blue, I thought I saw Martinez smile.
Smile?
Martinez patted him on the arm, and a short while later the senior cop got back in his car and headed off. As did the