all its junk. For some reason Gus had welded together a few dozen of those old metal lawn chairs, all different kinds, into rows of six each, like big metal sofas, and they were in there too. They made it even harder to get around. Anyway, Dad walked in by another aisle, past some metal buckets and washtubs and things, like it was no trouble at all.
âHi,â he said to Rawnie with a smile. When he looked at me the smile changed into his mischief grin.
âGhosties and ghoulies gonna get you if you donât scram to bed, Skiddo,â he told me.
I felt glad to see him, and better because he was there with me, and mad at him, all at the same time. See, when I was a little kid he used to read me picture books, and my favorite was the one about the ghosties and ghoulies and long-legged beasties and things that go bump in the night. So when he wanted me to go to bed, all he had to say was, âGhosties and ghoulies,â and Iâd scream and run. We made a game of it. But right then I didnât appreciate it because, first of all, I wasnât a little kid anymore and, second of all, I didnât want to hear about ghosties and ghoulies when I was standing in the middle of Gusâs spooky backyard. I didnât like being called Skiddo in front of Rawnie either.
â Dad ,â I complained.
âOkay, earlies and schoolies. Youâve got to get up tomorrow morning.â
Why do parents always tell kids stuff the kids already know? It wasnât like Iâd forgotten I had school in the morning. Not hardly. â Dad â¦â I wanted to tell him I was not stupid, but then I decided to forget it, because I had a thought. âDad, did you hear music a little bit ago?â
âMusic? What kind?â
âSort of rock music.â
âSort of?â
âOh, never mind.â I could see he hadnât. âDad, why does Gus have all this, uh, stuff?â
I was being a little rude on purpose, talking about Gus like she wasnât there. Dad gave me a look. âGood grief, Harper, ask her .â
Gus had come over to stand right by me. She didnât make me ask the question again, though, the way she could have. She just said, âDo you want the truth or the excuse?â
The way she said it made it funny somehow, and I almost smiled. But Rawnie was standing right by me, and she didnât look like she wanted to smile, so I didnât. I said, âTruth!â
âTruth is, I like junk.â
I probably could have figured that out by myself. Rawnie said, âAnd whatâs the excuse?â
âThe excuse is, Iâm a folk artist. Really. A guy from the museum came and said so. That stuff up front is art, and that makes me a folk.â
She made a rubber-mouth face, and I had to smile. In fact, I laughed. Rawnie smiled too, but she said, âI got to get home.â
âIâll go with you,â I said. âDad, I got to walk Rawnie home.â
Gus said, âCan you two manage okay?â but we pretended we didnât hear her.
Even though it was dark, we didnât have any trouble finding our way across the creek. We didnât say anything until we were on the other side. Then Rawnie said, âYour dadâs nice.â
âYeah.â My dad really does put up with me pretty good, considering. âExcept he drives me crazy sometimes,â I added.
âThey all do. You should hear my dad yell when I leave something on the sofa in the TV room.â
I said, âMine doesnât yell much, but he sort of hovers. Like Iâm still his little bitty girl. He says he wants me to be something special, but how can I when he never wants to let me do anything?â
Rawnie sort of bopped and hip-hopped a few steps and said, âWell, at least he doesnât yell. I think heâs nice. Cute , too.â
âUh-huh.â He is. Dad has honey blond hair and a nice face. I have pukey hair and pale weird eyes and