any good?â
Timâs smile slipped a little. âJet-skiing?â He shook his head. âNo. Never tried.â
Both Gully and Scott looked as surprised as their attitudes would allow.
And Tim took the plunge. âWell, you know, itâs meant to be dangerous.â
He let his words hang there; hoping one of them would jump in and say, âYeah, we know all about
that,â
and save him the embarrassment. Unfortunately they simply stared at him.
So with a shrug he said, âWhat with the monster and everything . . .â
Gullyâs chewing slowly came to a halt. âWhat?â
Tim felt like he was wading through deep water. âHasnât anybody told you?â He tried to look shocked. âItâs the local legend, you see. The Mourn. Itâs called the Mourn.â He was nodding his head like it was on a quick spring. âYeah. It lives in the lake. It eats people . . .â He coughed, shuffled his feet. âSometimes.â
Gullyâs mouth hung open wide enough for Tim to be able to see the mush of bacon and beans in there. He had a real urge to laugh and shout, âNah! Just kidding!â But couldnât. He realized the elderly American couple were listening in, and guessed Mr Spicer might well be too. He said quietly, âItâs the local legend.â
Scott narrowed his eyes dubiously. âYouâve got a monster? In the lake?â
Tim nodded. âYeah. Itâs called the Mourn. Itââ
âLike the Loch Ness Monster or something?â
âErm . . . Not really.â
âLike a leftover dinosaur or something?â
âNo. Not really,â Tim repeated.
Gully swallowed hard. âThis is
so
cool!â He looked to Scott for confirmation of just how cool it was.
âIâve never heard of it,â Scott said. His narrowed eyes watched Tim carefully.
âItâs just local,â Tim tried to explain. âBut, you know . . . I thought youâd better know before you go out on the lake.â He said, âBe careful,â and felt stupid the second the words were out of his mouth.
Gully was ploughing through his breakfast even quicker now, desperate to get it down him. âI want to go out there. Water-skiing with a big, massive monster snapping at my arse. Fantastic! You ever seen
Jaws
?â
Scott laughed at him before asking Tim: âSo whoâs it eaten, then?â
âSome kids; years ago.â
âWhen? I didnât see anything on the news.â
âNo, no, you wouldnât have. It was three hundred years ago.â He was being forced into saying far more than heâd planned to. He wanted to be back in the kitchen where they could take the piss without his knowing or seeing them do it. âWell, just over. 1699.â But he couldnât shut himself up now. âThere were five of them and itââ
âCome on,â Gully was telling Scott. âWeâve got to get out there.â
Scott wasnât moving, however. â1699? So itâs just a legend, then?â
Thinking,
How many times do you need telling?
he said, âYeah.â
Sylvie turned round in her seat to face them. âItâs a real interesting story,â she said to Scott. âThereâs a little piece about it in my guidebook. Iâll let you read it if you like.â
Her husband leaned forward and waved his fork at them. âItâs barely more than a paragraph â blink and youâd missit. But weâve come out of our way because she liked the story so much.â
âBut itâs so interesting, Mike.â
Mike murmured that he guessed it was.
Scott raised an eyebrow. âSounds like I missed the best part of the lecture when I was here.â
âI want to look for it,â Gully said. âI was up at Loch Ness as a kid once and had a
riot.â
He was grinning hugely. âI made my sister cack her pants when I pushed her