and rheumatism interesting.â
His grin widened. âOh, well, if anyone decides to stroll by the pond now, Little Huffington would have much more to talk about than animals and ailments. I am still naked, you know.â
Miss Collingswood jumped and looked around wildly.
âI thought youâd noticed. You did seem to be examining myââ
âOh, shush! No one ever comes this way.â
âSo you are here daily?â
âOf course not. What do you take me for?â
He shrugged. âThen this may be an extremely popular spot, for all you know.â
She almost hissed at him. âItâs on Mr. Blantâsânow the dukeâsâland. Anyone here would be trespassing.â
He inclined his head. âTrue. And that would make you â¦?â
âYou are impossible.â She glanced around again. âDo you really think someone will come by?â
âI have no idea, but perhaps youâd best get to your proposal.â He fluttered her hat slightly. âOr I could suggest one of my own.â
She glared at him. âAs I was trying to say earlierâbefore you interruptedâAphrodite, my older sister, is very beautiful.â
âMore beautiful than you?â
Her jaw dropped, and then she frowned. âDonât be silly.â
âI wasnât.â
âOh.â Her frown turned to a puzzled, almost wary look. âWell, then, yes, she is far more beautiful than I. She has golden blonde hair and the bluest eyes ⦠Iâm sure sheâd be considered a toast in London.â
âI see. And how is that a problem? Can she not make up her mind whom to marry? She must have men falling over themselves to offer for her.â
âBut she doesnât.â Miss Collingswood stepped closer to him, her warm brown eyes earnest. âShe is twenty-three and, as far as I know, has never had more than a passing conversation with a gentleman. If a man doesnât appear within the pages of a Greek or Roman text, she wonât notice him. Mama and Papa seem completely willing to let her live with them forever.â
She was close enough to touch now.
He gripped her hat firmly with both hands. No touching. He must keep his hands to himself, damn it.
âAnd why is that a problem, if your parents and your sister are content?â He wished the mamas in London would be equally uninterested in throwing their female offspring at his head.
Miss Collingswoodâs frown returned. She looked exceedingly frustrated. âBut Ditee is so lovely. Itâs a sin to have her spend her life tucked away in this out-of-the-way village.â
âWhy?â
âBecause she is meant for greater things, of course. She could be a ⦠a duchess!â
Damn. A duchess meant a poor, sacrificial duke, and he was the only duke in sight. Heâd have another damsel to dodge, even here in boring Little Huffington.
âNot that I wouldâor couldâcompel her to consider the Duke of Greycliffe,â Miss Collingswood was saying, âbut I thought, since he was in the neighborhood, it would be a shame for them not to meet.â
His jaw dropped. He snapped it shut. Thatâs right, she thought he was Nigel.
âMrs. Edgemoor thoughtâbut I suppose she might have been mistaken â¦â She looked at him hopefully. âThe duke isnât married, is he?â
âNo.â He had a sudden, very inappropriate urge to laugh. He bit the inside of his cheek to restrain himself. âHeâs not.â
She nodded. âThatâs good, then. And I know youâre a man and his cousin, so perhaps youâre not the best judge, but is he at least presentable looking? He neednât be handsome, but it would be best if he werenât, well â¦â
âUgly?â Damn it, he was going to laugh. âHideous? Nightmare-inducing?â
âOh, stop it. Now you are poking fun.â She paused and looked