wouldnât.â
âWhat about the shoplifting lady?â Elspeth asked. I happen to know that this is one of her horrors; that she will leave a shop, her mind on other things, and completely forget to pay.
âI managed to persuade the manager not to prosecute.â
âOh, well done!â she cried.
âAnd the police surgeon?â John ventured.
âWould you care for another dram?â Patrick asked him solemnly.
âBut as far as James goes â¦?â I said to Patrick later when we were alone.
âNever the twain shall meet.â
âItâs really as bad as that?â
âThis was only day one, mind.â
âBut you actually get on very well with one another.â
âSocially and for most of the time, yes. I just wish the guy would give me a trial run. He ought to realize that Iâm not the sort to start throwing my weight about.â
âWhat James actually said to me might not be quite the whole truth of it,â I said. I had told Patrick about the phone call.
âHow so?â
âJames is probably worried about the kind of man you
can
be. When youâre cornered. When youâre
in extremis
. When a man has threatened or hurt me. Youâve killed and maimed, Patrick. With your bare hands, with your knife, with firearms. When you found James where heâd been left to die inside that old boiler and the men who had done it had followed you ⦠James told me heâd never, ever, seen such filthy fighting tactics.â
âIt was three against one.â
âCheerfully,â I said. âCheerfully and with relish, according to James, you dealt out potentially crippling injuries.â
His eyes never leaving my face Patrick said, âYouâve witnessed meââ He broke off.
âI still have the odd nightmare,â I disclosed. This was probably unfair of me as on that particular, different, occasion he had been fighting for his life following a period of ghastly maltreatment. And another time when he had broken a manâs neck. The sound had been akin to that made by snapping a stick of seaside rock between gloved hands. Orders then, though, orders.
âYouâre too scary by half,â I said. âFor Bath, that is. And for someone like James who hasnât quite got over almost dying.â
âThis will fail, then, you think?â
âNot necessarily. I suggest you stay right out of his way. If your paths do cross, pretend heâs Elspeth. Treat him as you would her.â
âBuy him flowers, you mean?â
âDonât be pig-stubborn!â I bawled. âNo, GENTLY!â
Matters did not improve and as the week progressed Patrickâs lips became tighter and the look in his eyes more strained. Tactful enquiry elicited the information that extra awkwardness and difficulty was being created by Lynn Outhwaite having to act as go-between. For, obviously, as Carrickâs sergeant there was a need for her to be at his side when he left the station to deal with things directly. When this happened and she was required to break off from what she was doing in order to forward instructions and possibly information to someone working on another case it was Carrick himself who began to run out of patience.
On the Friday morning the inevitable happened and the two men met face to face in a corridor. There was no shouting match, the resulting exchange of views being conducted in the privacy of Carrickâs office. Patrick assured me that he did not lose his temper, which I believed for I know him well enough to be aware of what it takes to make him lose control.
âSo did you resolve
anything
?â I asked.
âNo, we were interrupted. Lynn called him out and they shot off all bells and whistles. I went back to doing a Health and Safety risk-assessment of the nick.â
We discovered the reason for Carrickâs hasty departure later that evening from the local TV news.