difference, itâs still boiling.
Mr Bell wants us all to get on with cutting out pumpkin lanterns. He wants us to work as a team. Apparently:
Together
Everyone
Achieves
More.
I donât quite know how more people waiting to use the same knife on a pile of pumpkins can achieve more, but Mr Bell seems very excited about it.
He hands them out to everybody, but it turns out heâs only bought twenty-nine pumpkins, not thirty. Heâs forgotten about me, so I canât work as a team, I canât achieve more. Good, I donât think I could concentrate on cutting one out.
âMr Bell, sir, can I go on the computer?â I ask.
He says yes, because heâs having a moment with Eric. Ericâs face would be white if it wasnât covered in snot.
My backâs to the wall, so no one can see what Iâm doing. I get the internet up on the screen and type âJupiterâ into the search engine.
âBut I really donât feel well, Mr Bell.â Today, Ericâs face is so white that itâs practically blue. âThe pumpkins are making me feel sicker.â
âSit down by the window, and see how you feel in a bit.â I can tell that Mr Bell doesnât like Eric. He peers at Eric as if Ericâs an alien life form.
Eric sits next to Jacob Devlin, his head hanging between his knees.
âGo away, Snot Face Four Eyes,â says Jacob.
Eric doesnât move.
I type, âWhat would happen if Jupiter didnât exist?â I get a load of answers that I donât understand. Iâm just typing, âWhat would happen if Jupiter disappeared?â when Eric leaps to his feet and vomits all over Jacob.
I donât get to look up any more on the computer â Jacob Devlin gets to use it, because heâs the headmasterâs son and he was the one that Eric vomited on. Jacob also gets to wear a pink glittery tracksuit and some pink sparkly shoes from the lost property box. The tracksuit bottoms are tight around the wrist, the collar and the waist, so Jacob looks like a giant string of glittering sausages. He tries to hide in the corner of the room, but itâs like trying to hide a zeppelin in a cornflake box. I wish I had a camera.
I get to sharpen pencils and worry instead. The classroom smells like a cheese factory and the teaching assistant spends the whole time scrubbing the carpet with disinfectant. Itâs really hard not to vomit in sympathy. I keep swallowing, like Eric did.
I look over Jacobâs sparkling shoulder. Heâs playing a racing game. One hundred and twenty-seven laps. Heâs not going to get off the computer any time soon.
When the bell goes, I hover inside, hoping to get another go in the empty classroom, but Mr Bell gives me a shove out of the door. âOff you go, Tom, have a bit of fresh air. Smells like a vomitorium in here.â
Jacob Devlinâs out there, giant and pink, handing out sweets to his mates. Only Jacob Devlin could get away with being dressed like a girl without anyone mentioning it. His mum, also giant and pink, thrusts a paper bag with more sweets over the school wall. Iâve got an apple from Grandma. Not just an apple, an enormous cooking-type apple â it might taste good, but Iâm not eating it in public.
I lurk in the corner of the playground, turning my back on everyone else. I click the capsule open.
Nothing. No movement, no light, just a dull little round thing.
âHey! Model Village, what you got there, then?â Itâs Jacob Devlin. Heâs right next to me, I can smell the toffees on his fat breath. I click the lid down and stuff the capsule back in my pocket, but Iâm not quick enough.
Jacobâs hand reaches up and knocks it out of my palm and the capsule bounces across the gravel.
âHere, me,â shouts one of his henchmen â and the capsule flies through the air, from one to the other, and Iâm doing that stupid hopeless thing of running