or her aunt could respond to this puzzling statement, the man himself stood before them. âJane, you rapscallion. I should have you locked in the dungeon.â
Louisa blinked, surprised, but the subject of his threat only raised a contemptuous eyebrow. âYou donât have a dungeon. Empty threats will avail you nothing, Xavier.â
He cocked his head at Louisa. âMiss Oliver. Iâm glad you have met Miss Tindall. Iâd like to ask you to serve as a steadying influence on my cousin, though that would be unfairly burdensome to one of my guests.â
âSecond cousin once removed,â added Miss Tindall. âYou shouldnât assume I wish to own you as a closer relative. Especially not of my own generation, because you are much older than I.â
Xavier grimaced. âThere is only eight yearsâ difference in our ages,â he explained. âHowever, it is enough that I did help teach Jane to walk. She was remarkably backward. I believe she was three years old before she could cross a room without falling down.â
âThatâs a shameful lie,â Jane said calmly to Louisa. âHe loves to tell people that I took forever to learn to walk. What he doesnât tell them is that it was because he broke my leg.â
âPure accident,â Xavier sallied, and Louisa had the feeling they had had this conversation many times before. âHow was I to know you would try to follow me up the apple tree after you had been forbidden?â
Jane rolled her eyes. âIt has been nearly two decades, yet the lies continue. He is my only cousin, which is why I tolerate this nonsense.â She flicked a hand airily. âI am a positive slave to my own better nature.â
Louisa grinned at her new acquaintance. âDonât worry yourself, Miss Tindall. Ancient history matters little to the ton ; itâs fresh blood they love.â
Miss Tindall smiled back. âHow marvelous. You simply must call me Jane.â
Lady Irving smothered a hiccup. âAnd you must call me in time for dinner, Xavier. Very good tea , young fellow. But now I find myself in need of a rest.â
âOf course, my lady.â Xavier assisted the countess to her feet. âYouâd best muster your strength so you can lose to me at cards tonight.â
âI never lose,â she sniffed.
âIâm not in the habit of it, either.â He turned to Louisa, his expression expectant. âAnd you, Miss Oliver? Do you require a rest before dinner, so that you can astound us all at the card table?â
She shook her head, a rueful smile tugging at her lips. âI fear no amount of repose will affect my game, my lord. Iâve never had much luck with cards.â
âYou never know.â His mouth curved, sudden and wicked as a saber cut. âPerhaps this is the day your luck will change.â
Chapter 3
Containing Speculation and Secrets
Xavierâs unusually polite house party was off to an unusually quiet start.
Heâd been pleased when he hit on this scheme. He had flirted with respectability instead of the demimonde, mixing a few of his favorite impolite guests with permissive members of polite society.
It wasnât the party heâd have convened if he could have consulted his own preference, which ran more hedonistic. But he couldnât expect to have everything as he liked it while in pursuit of his lofty goal: winning a wager by keeping a respectable maiden at Clifton Hall for two weeks under semi-false pretenses.
Well, that was as lofty as his goals usually were.
Still, the polite babble of conversation at dinner seemed flat. All the women remained fully clothed, no one danced on the table, and only once did Lord Weatherwax slide drunkenly from his seat. Miss Oliver sat far down the table from Xavier, glossed by candlelight, conversing with the pea-brained Freddie Pellington and seeming perfectly at ease.
She damn well ought to be.