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NOW 100 YEARS OLD, HAVE BEEN SOLD TO AN ANONYMOUS WEALTHY COLLECTOR ON BEHALF OF A FOUNDATION TO PROTECT NATURAL ANIMALS; see link to
Century Stardom Magazine….
    THE AUTONOMOUS COMMUNIST GOVERNMENT OF WEST NEPAL WILL FORMALLY JOIN THE UHU SOMETIME NEXT YEAR; the UHU’s representative for Asia, Mrs. Chou Wei-Ling, has publicly expressed her happiness with the decision….
    THE WORLDWEATHER FIRM, WHICH HAS BEEN IN CONTROL OF GLOBAL CLIMATE FOR THE LAST FOUR YEARS, HOPES THAT ITS RECOMMENDATIONS WILL BE FOLLOWED BY THE UHU’S SCIENTIFIC COMMISSION. According to Mr. Juan-Carlos Silverstone, president of the Planetary Climate Control Consortium, primary contractors should be allowed to choose their regional subcontractors without being subject to the bureaucracy of the Office of Governance. “A little flexibility in the system would probably prevent some of the malfunctions we have encountered lately,” he asserts in a recent interview with
Forbes
magazine; see link to
Global Economics Review….
    PEACE ACCORDS WITH THE VATICAN DO NOT MEAN THAT TRADITIONAL JUDEO-CHRISTIAN RELIGIONS WILL BE REAUTHORIZED. Mrs. Xenakis, the spokeswoman for the UniGlobal Department of Religious Affairs, firmly dispelled these “unfounded and fantasist rumors” yesterday from her office in Singapore. “Only the agreement with the Islamic Conference will permit some UHU territories a degree of tolerable religious autonomy with UniWorld.” Her statement was echoed by the Official Papacy of the United Human Catholic Church from its Holy See in San Francisco: “Simply because the Vatican and the traditionalist Antipope will be accepted at a few political conferences concerning the fate of the former Italy does not mean that we will accept a return of the Catholic Church to the dark days of the Inquisition and the Crusades….”
    ACCORDING TO GENERAL STATISTICS, THE AVERAGE FERTILITY RATE AMONG HUMAN MALES REMAINS FIXED AT AROUND 10% OF POTENT SPERMATOZOA. GLOBAL POPULATION SHRINKAGE WILL NOT BE STOPPED BEFORE THE END OF THE CENTURY, EVEN WITH THE MOST MODERN CLONING AND NON–Y CHROMOSOME FERTILIZATION TECHNIQUES. The scientific division of the Office of Governance confirmed in a report released yesterday that the global population will shrink by the record amount of around 1.5 billion people over the next fifteen to twenty years, returning global demographic levels to the same figures as twenty-five years ago. The percentage of males in the population is expected to drop dramatically to less than 41 percent of the current worldwide figure, or less than 30 percent. See link to
Science Global Review….
    ADRIAN-LOUISE VON TIMBERLECK, ANDROGYNOUS HIP-HOP PORNO MEGASTAR, SELLS ITS SCOTTISH CASTLE, HALF OF ITS SHARES IN THE FIRM BIOTECH NEONICS, AND ALL OF ITS CALIFORNIAN, CANADIAN, AND HAWAIIAN PROPERTIES TO PURCHASE A HIGH-SECURITY FLOATING CITY IN ASSOCIATION WITH JOANNA-CAROLINE TRUMP AND THE CHINESE GENETICS TYCOON MR. WEN LU-CHAN. See Hyperpage 6 for the story from our special envoy to the Maputo naval shipyards….
    The world in a few minutes of magnetic ribbon. The world in a dozen sentences. The world in a few short paragraphs. After the news comes a short commercial for Amtrak; images of a silent train against the enchanting backdrop of the British Columbian Rocky Mountains….
    This, it seems, is the plan’s predetermined signal. The signal to activate the last inactive cells. Another rhizome, another coil of memory, unwinds itself. Several million neurons are suddenly freed from his subconscious black box and unleashed in a spray of cortical molecules.
    It is an entire library, one that was hidden away deep in his own brain. It is an entire life that now, finally, takes shape.
    It is an entire network of meanings that combine to give what previously had been nothing more than a mass of organs the appearance, the structure, the
body
of a life.
    It is an entire history placed suddenly in his hands, in the quicksilver fire of electric