Well, then?â
âWell, thenâI like your mother. She has eyes like yours, Alfred, large and still and kind, and she is big and motherly.â
âThen, oh, my darling, why on earth didnât you kiss her?â
âKiss her? Not me! Why should I?â
âShe meant to kiss you; I saw she did.â
âDonât you believe it! Even if she had, it would have been only for your sake. You wait a little bit; wait till she knows me, and if she wants to kiss me thenâlet her!â
Alfred was pained by his young wifeâs tone; he had never before heard her speak so strangely, and her eyes were wistful. He did not quite understand her, but he did not try to, then; he varied the subject.
âHow about Gran?â
âOh, that Gran!â cried Gladys. âI canât suffer him at all.â
âCanât suffer Gran! What on earth do you mean, Gladys?â
âI mean that he was just a little beast in the boat! You think he was as glad to see you as you were him, because you judge by yourself; but not a bit of it; I know better. It was all put on with him, and a small âallâ too. Then you asked him to tell me about the places we passed, and he only laughed at me. Ah, you may laugh at people without moving a muscle, but people may see it all the same; and I did, all along; and just before we got here I very near told him so. If I had, Iâd have given him one, you stake your life!â
âIâm glad you didnât,â said Alfred devoutly, but in great trouble. âI never heard him say anything to rankle like that; I thought he was very jolly, if you ask me. And really, Gladdie, old Granâs as good a fellow as ever lived; besides which, he has all the brains of thefamily.â
âPerhaps,â said Gladys, softening, âmy old man has got a double share of something better than brains!â
âNonsense, darling! But at least the Judge was pleasant; what did you think of the Judge?â
âI funked him.â
âGood gracious! Why?â
âHeâs so dreadfully dignified; and he looks you through and throughânot nastily, like Gran does, but as if you were something funny in a glass case.â
âWhat stuff and nonsense, Gladdie! Youâre making me miserable. Look here: talk to the Judge: draw him out a bit. Thatâs all he wants, and he likes it.â
âWhat am I to call himââJudgeâ?â
âNo: not that: never that. For the present, âSir James,â I think.â
âAnd what am I to talk about?â
âOh, anythingâAustralia. Interest him about the Bush. Try, dearest, at dinnerâto please me.â
âVery well,â said Gladys; âIâll have a shot.â
And she had one, though it was not quite the kind of shot Alfred would have recommendedâat any rate, not for a first shot. For, on thinking it over, it seemed to Gladys that, with relation to the Bush, nothing could interest a Judge so much as the manner of administering the law there, which she knew something about. Nor was the subject unpromising or unsafe: it was only her way of leading up to it that was open to criticism.
âI suppose, Sir James,â she began, âyou have lots of trying to do?â
âTrying?â said the Judge, looking up from his soup; for the Bride had determined not to be behindhand in keeping her promise, and had opened the attack thus early.
âAs if he were a tailor!â thought Granville. âTrials, sir,â he suggested suavely. He was sitting next Gladys, who was on the Judgeâs right.
âAh, trials!â said the Judge with a faintâa very faintâsmile. âOh, yesâa great number.â
A sudden thought struck Gladys. She became the interested instead of the interesting party. She forgot the Bush, and stared at her father-in-law in sudden awe.
âAre there many murder trials among them, Sir