place. Itâs like straight out of Gone with the Wind ,â Becca says. âThe porch reminds me of the very beginning, you know, where Scarlett flirted with those red-haired boys?â She waves a hand at her face, like sheâs Scarlett OâHara fanning herself.
âUm, Iâve never seen Gone with the Wind ,â Vi says.
âYou what !? Okay, just trust me on this. That place is so Gone with the Wind ,â Becca says.
âYeah, I think it actually looks more like a haunted house,â I say.
âHaunted by the ghosts of Southern belles past, you mean,â Becca says.
âMurdered Southern belles. I swear those windows look like dark, empty eyes.â I actually kind of hate going by there at night, but I keep that to myself. I know ghosts canât really exist. Itâs not logical. But still . . . the ground lights they use make the house look all tall and twisted. And there are all these vines and Spanish moss. Itâs super creepy. As long as we have the party on the porch during the day, I think Iâll be okay. Logical or not, I refuse to go inside. Period.
âLauren, I canât believe youâre not writing all this down.â Sadie picks the notebook and pen back up.
âIf I wasnâtcompletely freaked out by the idea of Civil War ghosts crashing a birthday party, then maybe Iâd be taking notes.â I shiver, even though itâs still hot and stuffy inside the Purple People Eater , despite the open windows.
Sadie writes something and then lays the notebook down on the yacht floor next to the flashlights.
Vi leans forward to read, and her ponytail swings over her shoulder. âTea, Southern belles, and murdered ghosts. Ooo- kay .â
âThe murdered ghosts thing wasnât an actual idea. More like a reason Iâm glad weâre doing this during the day.â I reach for my pen to cross out the ghosts, but Sadie pulls it away.
âWait,â she says. âThis could work.â
We all just look at her.
âNo, really!â Sadieâs got her planning face onâthe one thatâs smiles and concentration at the same time. âSee, tea and pretty dresses go great together, but thatâs going to entertain nine-year-olds for what, like five minutes? But . . . if we turn it into a murder-mystery party . . .â
âOhhh!â Vi says. âLike those games you can buy,where someoneâs a âmurdererâ and everyone has to put the clues together and figure out who it is?â
âExactly! And if we can act out the murder scene, theyâll love it even more.â Sadieâs already scribbling more notes.
âWait, what do you mean by âweâ?â I say. âThereâs no way Iâm acting anything out. No, nada, uh-uh.â
Becca leaps up. âI call the part of the murdered person!â Becca mimes pulling a knife out of her stomach, rolls her eyes back, and collapses into a heap next to the warm water bottles. Then she sits straight up. âAll I need is a cute someone who could catch me as I die and weep over my dead body.â
âBecca, youâre definitely the most dramatic one here, thatâs for sure. Donât worry. Weâll have a part for you,â Sadie says. Her brain is obviously in mega-organizer mode.
I cross my arms. âI am not acting anything. Yâall act. Iâll be the narrator or whatever.â
âWeâll figure that out later,â Sadie says. âIs everyone okay with a Southern murder-mystery tea party?â
We all nod, and Becca offers to call Mrs. Campbell to run it by her. Then Sadie makes a list of things to do and we split it up.
Beccaâsphone buzzes just as Sadie checks off the last to-do assignment. âItâs Daddy,â Becca says. âI guess heâs all done tending to his sheep.â
Sadie looks at her sideways.
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