decided we couldnât take any more. Back in the living room, I dared her to eatone of the hot-dog fingers, but she couldnât, and it turned out neither could I. We took the dagger out of the cake instead, and shared a big piece.
âAfter church tomorrow,â Yasmeen said, âweâll look for clues.â
âI donât have time for detecting tomorrow,â I protested. âI have homework.â
Yasmeen ignored my argument. âThe thief was in a hurry. People in a hurry drop things. I bet anything thereâs a clue. Donât worry,â she said. âThis case will be easy to solve. I swear.â
Chapter Six
âSo what are you proposing?â my mom asked my dad. We were home after Mrs. Leeâs shower. Their door was closed, but I could hear them from the hallway. âAre we supposed to sleep like this?â
âLook at it this way,â Dad said. âItâs going to make a very funny story one day.â
âWho would we tell?â Mom said. âThanks to Beth Ryan, weâre the laughingstocks of the neighborhood now!â
I knocked on their door.
âCome in,â Dad said. When I did, I saw theywere standing as far apart as two people handcuffed together can stand.
âCan I help?â I asked.
âNo,â Mom said.
âHoney,â
Daddy said.
âSorry,â Mom said. âThat wasnât fair. Iâm not mad at you, Alex. Iâm mad at
him
.â
âGo ahead and look around,â Dad told me. âIt seems like weâve eyeballed every cranny, but metal keys donât vaporize. It has to be somewhere.â
Luau was right behind me, nose in the air like maybe he was trying to smell the key. I shook my parentsâ bedspread, opened bureau drawers, crawled around on the rug.
Luau, meanwhile, leaped onto my dadâs bedside table, sat down, and watched me. Then he pulled one of his favorite tricks, one he usually uses for waking me in the middle of the night. He batted things onto the floor. The alarm clock. Two books. A magazine. A seashell from our vacation last summer.
A key.
I reached down for it. âDoes this look familiar?â I asked.
âThe key!â Dad said.
Mom smiled. âWhere was it?â
I took a deep breath and tried to speak in my best letâs-all-remain-calm voice. âOn your bedside table, Dad.â
âI looked there!â Dad said.
âWell, you didnât look very hard,â Mom said.
âWell, possibly if you hadnât been dragging me toward the bathroom so you could do your
makeup
. . . .â
I unlocked the handcuffs for them. They shook out their arms and rubbed their shoulders but never stopped arguing.
âYou really must have your eyesight checked, Dan,â Mom said. âYou know, at your ageââ
â
My
age?â my dad said. âYouâve got six months on me, Noreen.â
Luau gave me a look that meant,
Cats have excellent eyesight, in case you didnât know
. Then he jumped to the floor and padded out the door toward my room. I followed.
âGood night, honey, and thanks!â my mom called.
âYeah, Alex, thanks!â Dad called.
Donât thank me, I thought. Thank Luau.
The next day was Sunday. I slept late, ate my bagel and cream cheese, then played Lousy Luigi Brothers on the PlayCube. It was looking like pretty much a perfect dayâthe kind when you never get out of your pajamasâuntil Dad said, âDonât I remember something about math homework?â
And Mom said, âThe dayâs half gone and youâre not even dressed, Alex? Youâre squandering daylight!â
When Mom makes one of her âsquandering daylightâ speeches, resistance is futile. So I pulled on sweatpants and a T-shirt that didnât smell too bad.
The math homework turned out to be easy. When that was done and Yasmeen still hadnât called, I hoped that maybe she had forgotten