kept going like he had been heâd be playing for all the prizes on Thursday night. I remembered the message.
âYouâll probably miss that,â I said to Mum.
âWhat?â
âThursday. Richo said to pass on the message that heâll pick you up on Thursday at 7 pm.â
I watched her face and her eyes flashed.
Heh, heh. Got you there.
She nodded. âThanks,â she said, almost to herself, and all the monsters had crept out of her head. When the music started and the credits rolled, she hit the mute button and got up with her plate of bones and grease.
âIâm disappointed, Wayne.â
If thatâs not the beginning of a lecture I donât know what is.
âWhat is it with dope?â
I thought it was one of those questions she was going to answer for me then I realised that she was waiting for me to respond.
âI dunno.â
âHow long have you been addicted?â
âAddicted? Iâm not addicted.â
âWhy were you cowering in the shed then?â
âI dunno.â
âHow much do you smoke?â
âNot much.â
âHow much?â she asked.
âWell, the last time I had a smoke of any sort was last year,â I said, and thought that sheâd smoke more tobacco in one day than all the dope Iâve had in my whole life.
âOf any sort? What else do you smoke?â
âCamel shit,â I said, and she chirped a little laugh.
âNever heard of anyone getting cancer from smoking that.â
âNah. Tastes pretty disgusting actually,â I said, and she had a proper laugh. She sat back in her chair with half a smile on her face.
âSo am I still grounded?â
âYes. Bloody oath you are. I donât like it, Wayne. Itâsdangerous to your health and it leads to other things,â she said, and without thinking took out a cigarette and lit it.
âWhat, like tobacco?â
She took a long drag and blew the smoke at the floor. âWould you like to make it two months?â
I got up and halfway to my room she called out to me.
âThanks for passing that on. If you happen to see Richo, say thanks, will you?â
I lay on my bed listening to the radio. Ernie was licking his balls and I had to kick him to make him stop. I suppose I would do that if I could . . . lick my balls, that is. I reckon I got off lightly. One month doesnât seem like much when you donât go anywhere or do anything anyway and Kez would still be allowed to visit. I wonder what Mum would have done if sheâd pushed the shed door open and Iâd been having a wank? Six months? Maybe she would have pulled the door closed and pretended not to see me. Yeah, that would have been easier.
I thought about the Humes shifting again and it felt like a mouldy doughnut. I got all excited for them because doughnuts are pretty good, you know, and then I looked at it a bit more and found all this mould on it. No way Iâm eating that. Iâll just put it back in the fridge.
I got another note in my locker. This one was sick.
Dearest Wayne,
I thought up another poem for you . . .
I saw you todayâgoing into the dunny.
Would you let me watch if I paid you money?
Thatâs a bit sick and a teenie bit funny.
Just canât help myselfâyouâre such a honey.
Love Anonymous
The same handwriting only this time it made my tummy flip-flop and instead of love hearts on the âiâs there were stars. Who? Buggered if I know. I took my lunch to the common room and I got the thought that it was Kez, writing the letters to see if Iâd tell her about them. Thatâs sly. Yeah, but what if it wasnât? Iâd tell her about them and sheâd give me the silent treatment for a month. Someone else likes me and thatâs my fault. Doesnât matter that I wouldnât have a bloody clue who it is. I started fantasising about who Iâd like it to be. Carmel Davidson. What a