half-deaf. Amara made her giant guitar pick into a coffee table. She says she can see supersized Waddy fingerprints all over it.
As for Darlyâs earringâlike I said, it ended up the size of an earring, spirited off by a crow the size of a crow. Darly shakes her fist at every crow that flies by. But she does it in her signature good-natured wayâand her gesture looks like a kindly wave. Just as well. You wouldnât want to offend the secret masters of the cosmos.
Oh, and Jack won his Golden Pi! He submitted some video clips from Amaraâs google glasses, and the high academic mandarins sent Jack the award via UsFedEx drone. The drone even hovered there to listen to Jackâs acceptance speech, wherein my friend thanked all of us, even Chandler, even the crows.
The award was round, of course. And quite shiny, almost like real gold.
Jack lost it, of course. He thinks it might have rolled off the porch.
Thatâs why heâs on his hands and titanium knees in the weeds.
Me, Iâm looking up at the sky.
Nothing is lost.
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Copyright © 2014 by Rudy Rucker and Terry Bisson
Art copyright © 2014 by Chris Buzelli