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We Will Destroy Your Planet
Book: We Will Destroy Your Planet Read Online Free
Author: David McIntee
Tags: We will Destroy your Planet: An Alien’s Guide to Conquering the Earth
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multiple national militaries against you.
    Between 1968 and the early 2000s there were several TV reports broadcast on Earth, and books written on the subject, which suggested that the UN did have intelligence-gathering taskforce and response units, based across several of the world’s regions, which was in fact instrumental in both investigating and dealing with both extraterrestrial and other scientific threats over many years.
    In the past decade or so, however, the UN has denied the veracity of any and all such stories and vehemently objected to being referred to as a facilitator for such a taskforce. Officially, all such reports are considered fabrications.
MEN IN BLACK
    Despite propaganda to the contrary, there is no single agency which has as its operatives a force who wear black suits and drive old black sedans while investigating alien incursions. However, most of the world’s intelligence and counterespionage agencies have at some point had a department or office which covered this subject, and many of their operatives did wear black suits, etc.
    Such agencies include, but are not limited to, the following groups:
THE FBI
    The Federal Bureau of Intelligence – the FBI – is the United States’ national crime fighting and counterespionage organization, which has spent a long time working against what it calls enemy aliens – though this most likely refers simply to humans from other areas (the word ‘alien’ itself comes from the ancient Latin language, and means ‘other’).
    Their two most famous modern-day agents, however, are a pair of unusual characters who devoted their service almost entirely to investigating reports of extraterrestrial activity. The Agency also, along with local law enforcement, receives many reports of alien activity from conscientious citizens every year.
THE CIA
    The Central Intelligence Agency is the United States’ main overseas intelligence service, and one of their analysts will often turn up in any area where potential alien threats are being reported. Such agents may be put in charge of small military units of four to six troops, but these should pose little threat, as the troops will probably be more distrustful of the agent than alert to your activities.
    If you or your forces are equipped with adaptive camouflage, such units are no threat whatsoever.
THE FSB
    Along with the Russian Air Force, the KGB has a long history of receiving and investigating reports of alien activity, especially around secret missile bases and launch sites.
    Now that they have been renamed the FSB, in the post-Communist version of Russia, they maintain the same old smiling service in both their investigations of crime, terrorism and espionage, as well as in being a repository for reports of alien activity.
    Those of you with telepathic or psychokinetic ability might be interested to know that, some decades ago, the then-KGB used to have a lab devoted to such abilities on the seventh floor of their headquarters at Dzerzhinsky Square in Moscow. If the lab is still active, you may find it useful, or a threat to be eliminated first, depending on the context.
DI55
    In Britain, reports of alien activity were traditionally handled not by spy agencies like MI5 or MI6, but by DI55, a branch of the Royal Air Force’s Air Technical Investigation Branch, which otherwise was more commonly used by the Ministry of Defence for investigating accidents and crashes of their planes.
    The Ministry had a UFO office in London, while DI55 itself investigated reports made by the military, and radar detections of alien activity, through their radar base at Rudloe Manor.
    The alien investigation branch has, of course, been shut down as part of an economic austerity programme, and should therefore pose no threat.
STUDIOS
    Many people on Earth believe that the prevalence of fictional artworks involving alien invasions of Earth is a possible sign that the corporations creating these works
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