âJust look at this bally stuff! Grows like weeds ⦠Now then: whatâs your problem?â
âOh ⦠Several things. Letâs start with pay. Jimmy Duncan says his pay has never been adjusted since he got his second pip, and that was
weeks
ago. Also two of the âAâ Flight mechanics still havenât got their proficiency supplements, or something.â Piggott was pacing up and down, carefully placing his feet so as to stay on the same narrow floorboard. âThen thereâs my fitter, Corporal Lee. His wisdom toothâs giving him absolute hell, but thereâs never a travel warrant for him to go to Amiens and get it taken out. I mean, thatâs bloody silly, isnât it?â Piggott reached a wall, pivoted on his heel, and began the return journey. âAnd now Iâm told by stores that the menâs latrines havenât got a drop of disinfectant. Not a single drop. In this weather! I mean to say, adj, just think ofââ
Appleyardâs cough stopped him. It was a savage spasm that gripped the adjutantâs lungs and seemed to attack his throat like a chained dog. Piggott turned away. The noise was so hurtful it made him feel slightly sick. Still seized by his cough, Appleyard stumbled to an open window and eventually, painfully, managed to spit outside. The spasm ceased. He came back, mopping his face. His chest was heaving and he looked exhausted. âBetter out than in,â he whispered. Threads of saliva linked his lips.
âYou sound pretty dreadful, adj,â Piggott said. âYou ought to see a doctor.â
âJust seen one. Chap at Contay.â Appleyard slumped into his chair. âSame old story. Nasty dose of â¦â He paused to catch his breath. â⦠dose of Delhi Lung. Just got to ⦠put up with it.â He thumped himself on the chest so hard that Piggott winced. Appleyard noticed this, and grinned. âYou do your best for India,â he said, âand this is what India does for you. Never fair, is it?â
Piggott felt acutely uncomfortable. He drifted towards the door. âI donât suppose any of that stuff really matters all that much,â he said, but then he heard what he was saying. âStill, the disinfectantââ
Iâve got some coming from Contay, old chap. Toot sweet. I was there oh the scrounge. Corps HQ are absolutely useless. You might as well talk to that wall. Donât worry, Iâll chase up those other things, the pay and so on. Top priority. Do it now.â He pulled the telephone towards him and began searching through a heap of papers. Piggott left.
Itâs a damn shame
, he thought; but not for long. As he drank the tea that Corporal Lacey gave him he saw people strolling across the airfield with cricket bats and stumps. It was a perfect June afternoon: just enough breeze to soften the sunshine. Piggott gulped the last mouthfuls. He wanted to get out there and clout that ball over the skylarks.
The afternoon was not perfect for Paxton. It took him nearly an hour to complete the first circuit and by then a ground haze was developing. There was also a lot of bumpy air from ground level up to fifteen hundred feet. If he flew any higher, the air was smooth but he couldnât see through the haze. If he flew low enough to be able to pick out landmarks, the Quirk hit air-bumps and Paxtonâs bladder didnât like that.
It had been a mistake, Paxton now realised, to drink quite so much tea before take-off. His bladder ached. It was a dull, steady ache, and he could almost ignore it as long as nothing made it worse, but a sudden jolt â or even worse a sudden drop â made the ache flare, and then he had to clench and contort every muscle in order to keep control. If only he had a bottle. When he banked and headed east from Amiens, he could feel the pint-and-a-half of tea sloshing to the side and then surging back as he levelled out. The pressure