boss?â
âWhoâd you see?â
âAre you okay?â
âDid they follow you?â
âEverybody relax,â said Tazar. âI think we lost them. Well, I think we lost the first two groups anyway.â
âWho were they?â
âRuzelas, but Ruzelas like youâve never seen before. As tall as trees they were, with green faces, and red beams of burning light coming out of their eyes. They had long claws, and they carried sticks with silver hooks on them.â
As Tazar told his tall story each dog backed away from him. Eyes wide and hackles up, they edged toward one another, packing together for protection.
âAs they walked,â Tazar continued, warming to his fantasy, âthe ground shook and the sky grew dark. I tellyou, they were awesome.â
There was total silence as the dogs tried to imagine such monsters. Suddenly Lowdown cocked his head to one side and looked inquisitively at Waggit.
ââScuse me for saying this, boss, but if they was that awesome, how come this skinny little white thing, who ainât the bravest animal Iâve ever met, is sitting all calm and relaxed, when by rights he should be halfway up this tree calling for his mama?â
âMaybe this skinny little white thingâs braver than you think,â Tazar replied.
âWell, maybe he is, and maybe he ainât, but Iâve got an itchââand he scratched himself as if to prove the pointââand my itch tells me that maybe them Ruzelas wasnât quite as scary as you said. In fact maybe they wasnât Ruzelas at all. In fact maybe they wasnât anything at all.â
Tazar (who had been looking quite awesome himself during the telling of the tale) sat down and grinned at the scruffy little dog.
âThere are times, Lowdown, when I reckon youâre the smartest one on the team.â
The Lady Aliciaâs screech shattered the air.
âWhat are you two talking about? Are we going tobe murdered in our beds or ainât we? I mean, Iâd like to know.â
âMy dear lady,â Tazar said in his most reassuring tone, âwhile Iâm here you will be murdered neither in your bed nor out of it. This morningâs actions were a test, just to see if the system was working; and I tell you, it worked perfectly. The story I added to make life more interesting.â
âA test!â Gruff grumbled. âYou got me out of my bed, with the aches Iâve got in my bones; you make me climb this mountain, with a chest like Iâve got; you expose me to the cold and then scare me half to death with some cockamamie tale. You do all this for a test!â
âWe saw you scampering up that hill, didnât we, little brother?â Tazar asked Waggit. âAnd you were up there with the best of them. Those aching old bones did you a service when you thought your life depended upon it.â
âWell, Iâm with Gruff,â said Alicia. âYouâve got no right to go around scaring folks like that. As it was I had a terrible night, and Iâd only just got off to sleep. Iâm going to go back now and see if I can snatch a few more minutes of rest before something else disturbs me.â
Since Alicia was famous for being able to sleep anywhere and at any time, this last statement produced muffled snorts and woofs from the rest of the team, which she haughtily ignored. With her beautiful head held high she delicately picked her way down the hill on her long, elegant legs.
âYou mean there never was any danger, Tazar?â Lady Magica asked.
âThe only danger was that you would sleep too long and miss the beauty of this day,â said Tazar.
âOh, Tazar, you are naughty. We were all so scared. But it was a good story!â Magica giggled.
Tazar shrugged his shoulders and huffed a bit in an attempt to be modest, which was never easy for him.
âIâd have protected you, Magica; if