Milo and me. Like we were a couple, even though we are not. Yet. And Iâm not saying it will definitely happen. But it could. I think. In fact, if things continued the way they were going, it probably would.
I think and hope so, anyway.
We walked in silence for a while, but not an awkward, agonizing silence. It was more like a we-are-so-used-to-this-and-cool-with-each-other-so-we-donât-have-to-speak-all-the-time silence.
Once we got closer to Ninth Street, I kicked into detective mode. âWe need to talk to as many dog owners as possible,â I told him. âSo letâs split up.â
âCan I borrow some paper?â he asked.
âWhat for?â
âSo I can take notes.â
âOh, sure.â We stopped at the park entrance so I could tear off three pages from my notebook. I handed them over with my spare pen.
When Milo reached for it, our fingers touched. I didnât let go of my end of the pen immediately, and we smiled at each other, and then both looked away, embarrassed. And silent, because what do you say after such a perfect moment? There are no words.
âIâll take the boxer peeing on that stroller,â Milo said, pointing toward the playground.
âOkay, cool. See you in a bit.â
I headed in the opposite direction, pausing so dog-Milo could relieve himself in the grass. Once he finished, I walked up to Jane, a full-time dog walker. She walks about eighteen dogs over the course of a day, but at the moment, she had only three.
âHey, Maggie,â she said. âAnd hi, little Milo.â She bent down to pet Milo, and I pet her three dogsâClover, Scout, and Eminem.
Jane used to be pretty hostile toward meâafraid Iâd take away all her business, even though Iâd always assured her Iâm a small operation. But she warmed up to me after she heard about last monthâs rescue mission.
âHey, have you heard anything about this weekendâs egg attacks?â I asked.
âHeard about them?â asked Jane. âClover was a victim on Sunday morning. Sheâd just treed a squirrel when she got egged in the face.â
âAny idea who threw it?â
âNope,â said Jane. âItâs like it came from nowhere.â
âDid you happen to hear any noise?â I asked.
âYou mean besides the slap of the egg and poor Cloverâs yelp?â
Just hearing that brought tears to my eyes. What kind of jerk would attack an innocent dog? I sniffedand blinked hard, knowing I needed to remain calm. Detectives have got to keep their cool, act rationally, and think clearly, without letting their emotions get in the way. Thatâs what I read somewhere, anyway.
âI only ask because the same thing happened to Cassieâs dog, and she heard laughter.â
Jane shook her head. âThere was no laughter.â
âInteresting,â I replied, taking down some notes. âAnd what is Clover? A chocolate Lab?â
âYes,â said Jane. âThatâs exactly what she is.â
I wrote that down, too. Out of the corner of my eye I spied a woman walking her two beagles. I said goodbye to Jane and ran to catch up with her.
Turns out the womanâs dogs hadnât been hit. And she had no idea what I was talking about. But the guy standing next to her overheard me and wanted to talk. His name was Milton. He had a purple mohawk and a black and white springer spaniel named David, and he was still fuming over his dogâs egg attack from this morning.
âIt happened at eight a.m. The craziest thing. And I swear I saw a guy in a black T-shirt appear from nowhere and then run for the woods.â
âWhat do you mean he appeared from nowhere?â I asked.
âJust thatâitâs like he was magical.â
âBut thatâs impossible,â I said.
âThatâs what I thought, too,â said Milton. He wiggled his fingers in front of his eyes. âTotally