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thought possible. This was a church where you came to be terrified into obedience, not welcomed as a sinner who has found the true way.
    The pews were hardwood, without cushions, and the choir books looked as though they’d never been cracked open. I guessed you’d better know your music before you came to church. It was not a friendly place.
    It was also completely empty of human life other than my own and Gary’s. I looked back at him. He frowned faintly before meeting my eye. I couldn’t blame him.
    “I don’t know where she is,” I said before he could ask, and lifted my voice. “Hello? Hello?” My voice bounced up to the rafters and echoed back at me. Theacoustics were incredible, and I tilted my head back to look longingly at the ceiling. “Wow. I’d love to sing in here.”
    “Yeah? You sing?”
    I shrugged. “I don’t scare the neighbors.”
    Gary bent over and looked under the pews. “Yeah, well, maybe you can sing yourself up a dame. There ain’t nobody here, Jo.”
    A muscle in my shoulder blade twitched. “Y’know, nobody calls me that except my dad.”
    “What, did he want a boy?”
    “Not exactly.” That seemed like enough information to volunteer.
    Gary unbent a little, hooking his arm over the top of a pew as he looked at me. Enough time passed to let me know that he was politely not asking about my dad before he asked, “Then what do they call you?”
    “Joanie, or Joanne, usually. Sometimes Anne, Annie.”
    Gary straightened up, hands in the small of his back. “My wife was named Anne. You don’t look like an Anne to me.”
    I smiled. “What’d she look like?”
    “’Bout four eleven, blond hair, brown eyes, petite. You gotta be at least a foot taller than she was.”
    “Yeah.” It came out sounding like a laugh, and I smiled again. “So call me Jo, then.”
    “You sure? I don’t think you get along with your old man.”
    “I don’t not get along with him.” How had I ended up in a church looking for a body and discussing my home life? “It’s okay. I don’t mind Jo.” I waited forthe muscle in my shoulder blade to spasm again. It always did when I was tense. This time it didn’t. Maybe I really didn’t mind being called Jo. Who knew?
    “There’s nobody in here, Jo,” Gary repeated. I tried to stuff my hands in my pockets, only to discover I didn’t have any. The thing I’d learned about traveling was that it was slightly less miserable if I wore stretch pants with an elastic waistband. The ones I was wearing were black and comfy and had nice straight legs, but no pockets. I hooked my thumbs into the strap of my fanny pack, instead. I hated the things, but I never learned to carry a purse, and a fanny pack is at least attached to me. Makes it harder to forget.
    “C’mon, let’s go. Nobody here.”
    “No, wait.”
    Gary sighed, exasperated, and leaned against a pew, arms folded across his chest. Seventy-three or not, he made a pretty impressive wall of a man. “Then do your thing and find the broad.”
    I looked at him. “My thing?”
    “You got some kinda thing going on here, lady. Normal people don’t stick their heads out a plane window and see dames that need rescuing. So do your thing and rescue her. My meter’s still running.”
    Oh, God. It probably was, too. “Hope you take credit cards.” I walked to the front of the church and around the pulpit.
    I really, honest-to-God, expected to see the woman cowering in the back side of the pulpit. That she wasn’t came as a shock. “Well, shit.”
    “What? You find your body after all?” Gary shoved off his pew and came long-legging it up to the front.
    “No, you ghoul. There’s nobody here. I really thought she would be.”
    “I’ll cut you a break and won’t expect a tip, just for the satisfaction of being right.” He leaned on the pulpit, grinning whitely at me. I had the sudden urge to pop him in those nice straight clean teeth. It must have shown in my face, because his grin got even