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miles from here.”
    “I’m not going to any loony bin,” the boy said.
    “Jimmy,” Herbie said, “pack Dink a small bag—just some underwear, a change of clothes, and his slippers. That’s all he’ll need.”
    Jimmy went to a closet, found a small duffel, and rifled a chest of drawers. “Got it all,” he said, zipping the bag shut.
    “Now, Dink,” Herbie said, “I want you to write a nice letter to the dean of students of this establishment, apologizing for your record at Yale and telling him that you are leaving school at this time to get some help, but that you expect to return for the fall semester.”
    “I’m not writing that,” Dink said, “and I’m not going to the funny farm.”
    “There are two strong men downstairs with a straitjacket, waiting for my call,” Herbie said. “You want to do this the easy way or the hard way?”
    Dink looked nervously at Willie and Jimmy. “I don’t want any trouble.”
    “Good. Now get dressed, and we’ll be on our way. Don’t worry about the letter to the dean; I’ll write that later.”
    Herbie found a pair of scissors in a desk drawer, extracted four credit cards from Dink’s wallet, and cut them in half. He produced a plastic bag and put Dink’s money, wallet, and keys into it, then he led the boy downstairs and surrendered him to the two gentlemen from the funny farm.
    “Dink,” Herbie said, handing him his card, “in a few weeks, you’re going to be feeling a lot better about yourself, and when that finally happens, give me a call and we’ll talk about your future. In the meantime, if there’s anything I can do for you, besides getting you released, just let me know.”
    Dink got into the van, and Herbie gave the driver the contentsof Dink’s pockets. The van pulled away, and Herbie and the Leahys got back into Herbie’s car.
    “That was easy,” Willie said.
    “It’s about to get harder,” Herbie replied. “Now, let’s get back to New York, to Little Italy.”

6
     
    HERBIE’s MAYBACH slid to a halt in front of the La Bohème coffeehouse, an institution that, improbably, was the headquarters of a large criminal enterprise. From three or four of the dozen tables inside transactions took place more quickly than if a mainframe computer had been running the numbers. Carlo Contini, heir to the empire of Carmine Dattila, aka Dattila the Hun, sat out his days there doing mental calculations that gave lie to his outward appearance, which was that of an Italian-American gentleman who operated a fruit stand. No fancy suits for Carlo, just a short-sleeved shirt and a pair of baggy gray trousers. When he took his wife out to dinner, a suit appeared, laid out on his bed with an appropriate shirt and tie, and Carlo had no objection to wearing it, but here, at La Bohème, he was camouflaged as one of the layabouts who alternated drinking grappa with playing bocce in the back garden.
    Herbie’s appearance at La Bohème caused everyone present to freeze in position, except for a few who inserted a hand into ajacket, just in case. Herbie commanded this sort of attention because, a few years before, distraught over Dattila the Hun’s attempts to have him murdered, he had walked into the place and put two Federal hollow-point .45 slugs into Dattila’s head. No one had even moved, because the feds had been there a moment before and relieved people of all artillery. Now Herbie was back, and the patrons found this disturbing.
    Herbie walked over to Carlo Contini’s table, where he sat with his younger brother and consigliere, Gino, and pulled up a chair. “Hi, Carlo,” Herbie said.
    “You want to place a bet, Herbie, there are guys for that,” Carlo said, then feigned ignoring him.
    “Nothing like that, Carlo,” Herbie replied. “I’m here on bigger business.”
    Carlo regarded him coolly. “A loan? Talk to Gino.”
    “No, Carlo, I’m here to settle a large debt.”
    “You don’t owe me, Herbie.”
    “No, but a young man named Brennan