doable.
Then Dad spoke up again. âDonât forget, Uncle Sam has to get his share.â
âShare of what?â
âYour wages.â
âYouâre kidding me!â I said. âPeople who make minimum wage have to pay taxes? Kids have to pay taxes?â
Dad nodded. âThe days when farmers could pay family members or anybody else under the table are gone. Your mother keeps the accounts, and she goes strictly by the book, right, Vivian?â
âItâs true, Joe.â
I couldnât believe this. I was almost afraid to ask. âHow much?â
Mom thought for a moment. âItâll come to about thirty dollars a week. Maybe a little less.â
I groaned and started my math all over again.
Mom added brightly, âOf course, since you wonât make all that much total income, youâll get your tax money back.â
âWhen?â I asked.
âAfter April 15th, next year,â she said, making a face. âToo late to help you with the motorbike, I guess.â
âHey, Joe!â Meg said eagerly. âDonât forget your allowance!â
She looked so pleased that I couldnât help but smile at her. I had forgotten about my allowance, which I got for taking out the garbage and making my bed and stuff like that.
âGood thinking, Meggo,â I said, turning back to my figuring. âOkayâ¦Iâll make two hundred seventy-nine a week, plus ten bucks allowance makes two hundred eighty-nine. Itâs the end of June, so Iâll have enough by the end of July, and Iâll have the whole month of August and a week in September left. Thatâs not too bad.â
LuAnn was still examining the catalog. âIt says here it takes two to three weeks for shipping,â she said.
I glanced at Mom. She was looking at Dad. When I saw his face, I didnât even have to ask the question. He was shaking his head apologetically. âNo, Joe. We canât order it ahead of time. I made a rule a long time ago never to spend money I hadnât earned yet. Itâs one of the reasons weâre still making it when a lot of farmers have gone under.â
âJim, itâs his birthday,â Mom said softly.
Dad sighed. âI know that, Vivian, and I donât appreciate being made to look like the bad guy in front of my children.â
âNo one said that.â Mom got up to take some dishes over to the sink.
âThe point is,â Dad said with another sigh, âthere are hard lessons that everybodyâs got to learn, having to do with money. And it seems to be Joeâs time to learn âem.â He turned to me. âJoe, you clear on everything, or have you got more questions?â
âWhat will I be doing tomorrow?â
âSetting cabbage.â
âI donât know how,â I said. I wasnât really worried, though. How hard could it be?
âManuelâs been doing it for years,â said Dad. âHeâll show you everything you need to know.â
Manuel again. I should have known. Just then, Mom came back to the table holding a cake flaming with fourteen candles.
Happy Birthday to me.
4
Making a guy get out of bed at six-thirty in the morning on the first day of summer vacation ought to be a crime. Mom and Dad were already up, and Mom had a big breakfast on the table: scrambled eggs, bacon, toast, and orange juice. But my stomach just wasnât ready for food at that hour of the morning. I slugged some juice and choked down a piece of toast, with Mom fussing the whole time about how I needed a good meal if I was going to be working all day.
âIâll be fine,â I assured her. Then she began asking if I had a hat, and had I put on sunscreen and mosquito repellent, and didnât I want a jacket, and shouldnât I take a water bottle. It was too much to think about; I wasnât even awake. âMom, donât worry about it,â I pleaded.
âYour