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THE GATHERERSâ GUILD
Larry Niven
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F ROM A FEW hundred feet up in the moonless Northern California night, the restaurant was invisible. A redwood forest ran up a mountain, with no work of humanity in sight. I followed the pale light of my GPS indicator down, trusting it knew what it was doing.
Iâm a Gatherer, but my branch is Sales Tax. Iâd never yet seen Gregorâs, a favorite hangout of the IRS elite.
A shadowy mass sank past me, too fast, no lights. I veered, not bothering to curse. Too many idiots already fly cars. I dread the day taxpayers find out they can fly. Flight belts are much safer for the people belowâbut several hundred million flying taxpayers would still be too dangerous, and Jeez, what if they got cars?
I was below the treetops now, surrounded by trunks. Below me, the car mushed out on silent fans, then settled on a lawn. I glimpsed light in a narrow line: windows showing below the restaurantâs roof. I edged toward it, easing around a redwoodâs thick trunk.
Blocked by the redwood, I saw light flaring around the trunkâs curve on both sides.
Somehow, I instantly accepted that Gregorâs had exploded. I eased forward against the tree as the sound blasted me. It slapped me against the bark. I hung for a moment, dazed.
Gregorâs burned. I saw the car catch fire, too. I eased to the ground and crawled into some bushes to watch.
Maybe fifteen people ran, staggered, and crawled out of Gregorâs. Guards came running from the forest to help them. I couldnât guess how many were left inside. I didnât see Marion. I feared she was still inside, and I feared to go and look.
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âMel,â Woody said, âWhy didnât you try to help?â
I started to answer, but Christine came into the room. Woodyâs wife is a taxpayer. We held off while she poured coffee from the secret fields on Mount Hood. âBreakfast in fifteen minutes. I called room service,â she said.
After Christine left, Woody added meager splashes of century-old Hawaiian rum.
âI didnât want to push my luck,â I told him. âFriday the thirteenth, and Gregorâs was burning. I was afraid to help. They were all IRS people. Theyâd have taken me for the bomber.â
It was still dawn, not office hours yet. Iâd come to Woodyâs penthouse apartment in Portland for refuge.
Woody said, âWeâll give it to the media as a mob hit. Now tell me what you were doing there in the first place.â
âI had a date.â
âAt an IRS site?â
âMarion Nye is IRS, or was.â I swallowed. I hadnât really faced it: Marion could be dead. I hadnât seen her emerge from Gregorâs. âSheâs mid level in Creative Math. We met last May at the gathering in Jamaica, and went on to her villa in Spain. It wasnât espionage, Woody. Just sex.â
âYou should have told us.â
âYouâd have had me spying on her.â
âOh, I might like to ask her about that Beverly Hills thingââ
âHell, Iâm still deciding how serious we . . . are. Spy on each other or get married? I wanted to see what her friends were like. Woody, whatâs it like, married to a taxpayer?â
He shrugged. âI have to keep a few secrets. She never wonders how I can afford this place, and she doesnât know about the Hawaii house. She just thinks I make wonderful coffee.â
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