So I always know itâs a Kraut in the burned-out house Iâm about to fire into and not you.â
âJesus Lord Christ,â Stanley grunted from his side of the trench.
âThatâs not a good one, Polensky. Too many guys already know it.â
âScrew you. Christâ¦I ainât going to wear this again, thatâs for sure.â
âJust clean it out with some snow. You may not need to protect that empty head of yours, but where are you going to store your socks and corsage?â
âUp your ass.â
âWell, I know for sure that hasnât seen any action.â Johnson aimed his rifle toward a flutter by the trees on his right. Geese? Squirrels? âHow about metalanthium lamp?â
âThatâs your word?â
âPretty good, huh?â
Suddenly, movement rocketed upward from the same trees. Mine? Mortar? Geese, definitely geese. The feathers and pulp floated to earth, shot by two others in the company. In response, the Kraut line lit up like flashbulbs. Polensky fell into position next to Johnson, his helmet, an overturned latrine, unstrapped on his chin. Around them, the snow spit bullets, feathers from feather pillows. For a second, Johnson closed his eyes, thought he would let himself get hit. To feel the cool, light fabric of a pillow, a flat one, a hard one, a moldy one, it didnât matter. His head whipped to the right, and he thought heâd gotten his wish. But it was only Stanley, punching him with an open palm.
âWake up, dummy,â he shouted at him above the soft explosions. âWhat the fuck are you doing?â
âNothing,â Johnson grunted, but he realized he was smiling. He liked this Stanley. He fired off a round. âShithead.â
âGo fuck yourself,â Stanley answered, firing off his own. Johnson could see he was smiling, too.
The brass said the Hürtgen Forest was 50 square miles. It seemed to stretch to 100, then 200, then 300, as late October became early November and late November became early December. Stanley did not understand how they could not see the Germans and yet the Germans could see them.
âThey know these forests. Theyâre stuffed in bunkers while we walk right by them,â Johnson said, coughing. Johnson had developed a cough-snore-shiver in his sleep. Perhaps Stanley could boil the herb for tea, soothe Johnsonâs deathly rattle. I still have the root , Stanley wrote to his mother. Although I suspect I will have no reason to use it. You never even told me how. Should I put it under my lip, in a wound, perhaps? His right foot smelled. There was no time to unlace the boot and find out whether his toes had rotted. We are warm and fat and happy. Save me some Chinina .
âDuck blood soup,â Johnson laughed later, when Stanley described Christmas dinner at home. âYou eat everything, donât you, Pole? Makes me want to come to your house to dinner after the war.â
âRight now, I would eat anything,â Stanley shivered. He shivered when he was awake and he shivered when he was dreaming. His breath was staccatoed with shivers. He shivered when he peed and he shivered when he shat and he shivered when he shivered. Stanley would eat his shivers, if he could, but they would probably give him diarrhea, he thought, like everything else.
They were still in the Hürtgen Forest, pissed as hell about it. Stanley and Johnson had taken turns moving out ahead, little by little, looking for mines and trying to clear brush for a path out. The visibility was ten feet, at best, and the soldier, with his back to Stanley, appeared from the foliage like a mirage. It had to be one of their men, so close by. Stanley tapped him on the shoulder just as he realized the man looked wrong, the uniform, the helmet. As the man turned, Stanley pulled out his revolver and plugged him in the right cheek. The man fell, the wound cratering inward in his face like a black hole before