mouth.
Colt said, âHell, that was a long time ago.â
âYes. Yes, it was,â said Wexler. âBut it was something of a scandal at the time. In its minor way. You see, Iâd done an exposé on a cult that had started up just a little north of here. Such things were just beginning to become à la mode , if you remember. But I was the first to infiltrate a really big one like that â¦â
My mouth opened on a breath of smoke. I knew this story. Iâd forgotten that was Wexler.
Wexler noticed my expression. âYou remember, Wells?â
âIt was ⦠I mean, everyone said the story was a fake,â I said.
âOh God, it was worse than that, dear fellow,â Wexler said. âMy sources were shown conclusively not to exist. I was said to have made the whole thing up in my hurry to ⦠shall we say, achieve a position on the newspaper that was in keeping with my social standing.â
I could see it all a little better then. I could imagine Wexler in his youth. Rich, pamperedâand exiled in disgrace. Alone in the jungles of Africa and its jungle cities. Sweating through the heat and the bugs. And the revolution. The slaughter. The shellfire. I thought of all that, a little drunkenly, and I looked at Wexler now. His moist eyes gleamed with the bitter memories. I could imagine the desperation that had made a hero of him.
âYou were set up, werenât you?â Lansing said.
Wexler smiled ruefully. âSet up by the Temple of Love. That was the name of the cult. It had been coming under some examination from the government on a little matter of back taxes. By getting me to disgrace them, then disgracing me, I suppose they hoped to make themselves out to be victims of persecution.â
âDi ⦠uh ⦠wha wash I gonna say?â said McKay.
âYou were gonna ask if it worked,â I said.
âOh yeah. Thash right.â
âNo,â said Wexler, with a sudden, incongruous giggle. âThe IRS apparently didnât get the joke.â
We laughed. We ordered another round. For the IRS. Outside, I noticed, the storm was letting up. Inside, the club was beginning to empty out. Sodden reporters and editors were turning from their drinks to squint out the window at the slackening snow. Every few moments, one would head for the door, vanish into the night. The comfortable hum of voices was fading into silence. The further reaches of the club were slipping into emptiness and darkness. The barkeep was beginning to give us the eye.
âLast round, folks,â the waitress said as she dealt out the drinks.
âHey,â McKay said. He lifted his head for the occasion. He pointed irritably at his watch. âHey ⦠ish only ten after midnigh here.â
âThatâs the little hand, goofball,â Lansing told him. âItâs two a.m.â
Poor McKayâs mouth fell open hard. He tried to take his Lordâs name in vain but couldnât handle the esses. He tried to stand up. He didnât make it. âI gotta call my wife,â he said finally.
âOh hell, Mac, you canât do that,â I said.
âSheâll be asleep. Anyway, youâll wake up the kid,â Lansing said.
âThash righ ⦠Thash righ ⦠Then ⦠then ⦠I gotta go home. Thash it!â
âNow youâre talking,â I said. âThatâs the old steel trap.â
Satisfied with himself, McKay tried to rise again. This time, Lansing got up and helped him.
âCome on, old sot,â she said. âWeâll find you a cab.â Steady as a rock, she stepped to the hatcheck counter. She returned to us with McKayâs overcoat and her own belted black fur over one arm. âI guess I better head home myself,â she said. âIâm sure to have more tiger work in the morning. Probably be assigned to cover the tigerâs stomach as it digests Suzanne Feldmanâs arm.â
McKay