you go to a couple of meetings, write a couple of poems and youâre done.â
âI donât even get the point of a yearbook. And I have enough going on in my life as it is.â
âLike what? Youâre an only child, your parents are loaded, youâre passing all your exams . . . Why are you so stressed?â
I shake my head. âWhy donât you do it then?â
âBecause Iâm on the formal committee, remember? We canât both do it.â
âYeah, but it will be so much work, and you know Iâm busy with the clown job my ârents donât know about.â
She shrugs. âCome on, itâs the only way I can have control over what goes in the yearbook,â she pleads.
âWhat does it matter? They just collect dust in boxes under peopleâs beds anyway.â
âYeah, but in twenty yearsâ time I might wanna show my kids how awesome I was in high school,â she says, pulling her lip gloss out of her pocket and puckering her lips.
âYouâll probably be awesome then too, so Iâm sure theyâll believe you,â I mumble.
âHey, itâs a lot of hard work staying on top,â she says.
I give her a face and walk out of the cubicle, shaking my head.
âCome on, just do it. That stupid cow Gillian Cummings is on the committee, and if I have no friends on it, who knows what sheâll write about me.â
âSo thatâs what this is about,â I say, walking over the mirror. âDo you have any gum?â
She shakes her head and I turn to the sink. She stands there while I rinse my mouth out, then grabs some paper towel and hands it to me.
âWhoeverâs in there better make their way to class before I start waving detention forms,â Mr Broderick calls from outside. âThe bell rang ten minutes ago.â
âShe probably wonât write anything about you if you leave her alone,â I point out, picking up my bag.
âMaybe,â she says. âBut thatâs not any fun, is it?â
Gillian
         Gillian Cummings âAll happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.â â Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina
         Lauren Pappas Youâre not going to throw yourself in front of a train are you? #Didntthinkyoucouldgetmoretragic
The horn blares for the second time and I know my dadâs starting to get worked up. Why did I decide to change my outfit at the last minute? Oh, I know, because Sammy decided Mumâs spaghetti tasted like crap and hurled it at me when I tried to get him to finish it. Because, as usual, I was the only one taking care of him.
Sigh. I shouldnât get angry at Sammy. Itâs not his fault. Itâs not his fault we have to do these ridiculous photo shoots. And itâs definitely not his fault that I have nothing to wear.
I hear the car engine turn off from my bedroom window and moments later my door swings open as Iâm wrestling with a shirt.
âAww, come on, Mum, canât you knock?â I ask, pulling the shirt up in front of my chest.
âRelax, Gill, itâs not like I donât have boobs myself,â she says, exasperated. âThey just look completely different now.â
She admires her recent breast lift in the mirror, then shakes her head as if sheâs just remembering why sheâs there.
I turn away. Nothing I own seems classy enough for this stupid photo shoot for my fatherâs campaign.
Seemingly reading my mind, Mum flicks through the sundresses, t-shirts and denim shorts in my closet. She shakes her head in frustration. âYour clothes are more suited to concerts, not campaigns,â she says, walking away.
âWait, donât go,â I plead. âYou know nothing I own is good enough.â
She sighs, and returns to the closet.
âDonât you have a black dress?â she asks. âThat