goodies,â Celeste tells Alonzo as she begins pulling groceries out of the bag. She knows perfectly well about the two freezers full of Tupperware containers, but it turns out she hasnât exactly been shopping for staples. So what we have here are chocolate donuts, gooey butter cake, chocolate-covered raisins, five different kinds of chips, three kinds of cheese dip, and a bottle of premixed margaritas.
âYou canât have any of the booze,â she tells him. âBut the rest of itâs all yours if you want it. Oh! And I have a cooler in the car. I picked up some barbecue on the edge of town. We can have that for dinner.â
âWhat kind of barbecue?â he says. Testing her.
She swats him on the head. Love tap. âChicken for me, pork for you. Did you think Iâd
forget
?â
He ducks his head and doesnât answer that. But heâs smiling. âIâll go get it. Anything else in the car?â
âUhâ
yeah
. What do
you
think?â
âMovies?â
âAbout twelve of them! I didnât know what youâd seen so I checked out, like, half the new releases.â
âCool,â he says. âI havenât seen hardly anything.â
I hear Bonnieâs voice in my head.
Heâll sit and watch cable all day, movie after movie, but he doesnât like to go to the theater. At first I thought he just didnât want to go with
us
, and then I thought maybe his friends donât like movies. But then I figured it out. Itâs dark. He feels trapped. It triggers all his irrational fears. So we let him rent whatever he wants.
âI havenât seen anything, either,â she says. âWork work work. Thatâs all I do. This is like a vacation.â She glances expressively around the kitchen. âWell, the kind of vacation where you go to a dude ranch for the summer and you have to clean out the horse stalls and bale hay or whatever.
That
kind of vacation. Still. It will make a change.â
Celeste is a freelance writer and editor with a couple of big clients she can work for remotely. Sheâs said more than once she doesnât know how shape-shifters ever held down jobs before the advent of the Internet, because being a contract employee who works from home means never having to come face-to-face with your boss or your customers. Of course, her own particular brand of transformation is the bestâshe can change at will, and sheâs always the same animal, a slim bobcat with a golden pelt and unnervingly huge eyes. It would hardly be like having a disability at all to be able to control it so completely. It would almost seem like being normal.
âI fed the dogs this morning, but thereâs a lot more to do,â Alonzo tells her. âBut I can handle it. You donât have to help.â
She gives him an incredulous look. â
I
am the adult here!
You
are the child!
You
are the one who is helping
me
!â
This actually makes him laugh. âYeah. You keep telling yourself that,â he says and slouches out the door.
Celeste is Alonzoâs favorite person in the world. Iâm even more grateful on his behalf than my own that she had the time to come out here this weekend.
The two of them largely ignore me for the rest of the day as they do grinding physical labor around the property. Despite her princess appearance, Celeste is a hard worker; give her a task, no matter how distasteful, and sheâll get it done. Now that there are two of them, they can finish the chores that require four hands, spend a little more quality time with the dogs, and make sure everything is as tidy as a backwoods zoo can be.
Celeste also takes a couple of hours to listen to my voice mail and call back the four or five pet owners whoâve phoned to make appointments for their animals. I donât have that much retail business anymoreâonce Janet left, I tried to gently encourage the majority of her clients to