obviously werenât prepared. All these girls â you never saw so many girls! â in these teeny little outfits, queueing up like they were trying to get into a nightclub, only it was Jackâs dressing room and they were all obviously just after a screw.â
âAwful,â said Sid.
âYes I
know
, but thereâs a limit. And then, thereâs all the other ones â the ones from before â kids with notebooks and pencils, looking like theyâd just arrived from fucking Mars or something. Talk about worlds colliding.â
âSo basically what youâre saying is, it was a room full of people who all worshipped Jack?â Jane tried to laugh.
âBut thatâs the thing,â said Mike. âI was just stood there, staring at this, this riot, and watching that toad of a manager, whatâs his name? Alan, thatâs it, going along the line of girls and really obviously picking one out for the honour of getting into the dressing room.â
âFor fuckâs sake.â Sheila threw the roach down onto the tiles. âWhat an utter cunt.â
âManagers are always cunts.â
âNot Alan, Jack! All that crap about
Itâs not going to change me
, and within a year heâs turned from a slightly
recherché
musician into a mad superstar who wonât speak to anyone and has girls sent to his dressing room.â
âSo I was watching all this happen,â said Mike, âand then I felt someone push past me. And I looked round, and it was Jack. So I said
Hi, mate, how are you
, and he just looked at me â he looked like heâd died three weeks ago and no-one had bothered to bury him â and shook his head, and walked out. Next thing I know, heâs on the front pages, being carried out of some hotel on a stretcher.â
âAnd thatâs it, is it?â said Sid. âYou got blanked by Jack Laker? Thatâs your observation?â
âI just thought it was interesting that - â
âFame turns everyone into a monster,â said Sheila. âI just wish youâd known him before, he was just the sweetest guy.â
âYou werenât the only one who knew him before he was famous,â said Jane.
âI never said I was.â
âHe should never have done it,â said Sid. âThe dozy sod.â
âDone what?â
âSold out. That tour was his downfall.â
âHe didnât sell out,â said Mike. âHe wrote an album that was a freak hit. Happens all the time.â
âHe didnât have to do the lifestyle as well. Nobody made him spend half his money on this place and shove the other half up his nose.â Sid laughed. âDid you hear what heâs got in the garden? A panther. An actual panther. What kind of pretentious tosser keeps a big cat?â
âWant some sour grapes to go with that beer of Jackâs youâre drinking?â asked Jane slyly.
âSorry?â
âGenius is never recognised; nobody buys my paintings; therefore I must be a genius.â
âYou utter bitch, how dare you.â
âShut up and let me explain,â Mike demanded. âI havenât finished my observation yet.â
âExcuse me, but can you tell me where Jack Laker actually is?â
The group turned around and saw a tall girl in a green frock.
âAround,â said Mike vaguely. âYou could try upstairs. Why?â
âDoesnât he mind people wandering around his house?â The group looked at her blankly. âNever mind. Thank you.â
âYouâre welcome,â sang Mike sarcastically as she disappeared.
âFor fuckâs sake,â said Alan. âEverybody tours. Everybody. You want to sell albums? You get your arse out on the fucking road and you work for it.â
âIâve done my time. Iâve got a fanbase. People buy my stuff.â
âYou know how fast theyâll stop buying it if your