Carrie and Dad came running and there was a bit of a fuss because I was the one on top of Zen, and I suppose I am twice his size.
âBut he did kick Andy quite a bit,â Crystal said fairly.
Maybe itâs not so bad having Crystal for a step-sister. But I know one thing. I canât stick the thought of
another
one. One that will be my dadâs little girl too.
âYouâre having a baby,â I said fiercely to Carrie.
âThatâs right. Isnât it lovely?â said Carrie, smiling nervously.
âWhy do you want more children when youâve got Zen and Crystal?â I said.
âI want Simonâs child too,â said Carrie.
That made me feel a bit sick. Dad was a bit red in the face too.
âWe were going to tell you this weekend, honestly,â he said.
âItâs all right. Iâm not really interested. I donât like babies,â I said.
âOh come on. I think youâd like a baby sister,â said Dad.
âNo thanks. Anyway, you donât know itâs going to be a girl. It could be a boy. A boy like Zen,â I said.
My dad doesnât go a bundle on Zen either. Iâm glad. I donât see why Zen and Crystal get to have my dad all the time just because they havenât got one of their own. (Carrie said their dad couldnât face commitment. He probably took one look at Zen and scarpered.)
â
Twin
Zens,â I added triumphantly.
But Carrie shook her head.
âNo. I had a scan. In case it was twins again. And itâs just one baby. A little girl.â
âOh.â I couldnât think of anything else to say.
There was this great long silence. Carrie looked at me. Then she looked at Dad. He didnât do anything. So Carrie came and put her arm round me.
âWhat shall we call your little sister, Andy?â she said.
Dad brightened up. âYes, Andy. How about you choosing a name for her?â
Carrie looked a bit worried, but she nodded.
âOK,â I said. âIâll choose her name.â
Theyâre going to have to let me choose it now. They practically promised. And Iâm going to pick the worst name ever.
I used to have this Great-Great-Auntie Ethel who smelt of wee-wee and shouted at everyone. She took one look at me and said âWhoâs that great gawky child with enormous feet? Letâs hope sheâs got brains because sheâs certainly no beauty.â
Iâve got brains all right. My little step-sister-to-be is going to be called
Ethel
.
AILEEN WAS ALWAYS my best friend right from the time we were in the first year at Infant school. Her mum and my mum were friends too and Aileenâs mum would drive us all home after school. Sometimes weâd go back to Aileenâs and her mum would make hot chocolate with marshmallows and Aileen and I would play with her Barbie dolls. Sometimes Aileen andher mum would come back to Mulberry Cottage with us and weâd have fruit juice â once we had
mulberry
juice â and Aileen and I would play Sylvanian families.
Then we got old enough to do things without our mums and so weâd go to the park and play on the swings and weâd go down to the corner shop to buy crisps and Coke and weâd creep through a hole in the fence on this bit of wasteland and play games in the bushes.
We had such a great time. But now itâs all different. When we left Mulberry Cottage, I couldnât go on playing with Aileen after school every day. My mumâs new house with the baboon is miles and miles away. My dadâs flat with Carrie is even further away in the opposite direction. Mum did let me have Aileen round to tea one time, but Katie kept hanging round us and we didnât have anywhere private to play so we just ended up listening to Paulaâs records. We couldnât be secret and special the way we used to be.
I still see Aileen every day at school but itâs not the same. Aileenâs mum gives a