last.
âHow come Doc Strydom didnât check out the body for himself? Is he often filleting your customers by accident?â
âHave you asked him that?â
âNo, not exactly.â
âGood, because I must take the blame,â Mr Abbott declared manfully. âAll I said to him on the phone this morning was that there was a white female and Iâd have it ready and waiting as usual.â
âBut he has forms to fill in, right?â
âNormally we do the names and that afterwardsâtogether, so to speak.â
âUhuh?â
âYou see, he comes in here and I provide particulars while weââ
âYes?â
âHave a glass or two.â
The poor little sod, you would have thought Ma Abbott had the room bugged from the way he dropped his voice almost to nothing for the awful revelation. Kramer tried the drawer with the key in it and scored first time.
He poured a large one for himself and another, in a glass already suspiciously fragrant, for Mr Abbott. It was cheap medicinal brandy, no doubt a stock-in-trade in the event of graveside collapse. A quick calculation indicated somebody must have been spreading tales of mourners going down like ninepins out on Monument Hill. They sipped slowly and in silence.
But only for a minute.
âLetâs get this straight from the start,â Kramer said. âFarthing did the whatsits.â
âRemovals, officer. The old woman from the State morgueâSergeant Van Rensburg was up to his eyebrows after the derailmentâand the girl from her home.â
âGo on.â
âThen he had the morning off. I was rather rushed soââ
âYes, yes!â Kramer interrupted.
âWhat happened was we left for the crematorium before Dr Strydom arrived.â
âBut there must have been forms.â
âMrs Abbott always saw to that.â
âWho had them?â
âFarthing. That was it, you see. Miss -er, she was covered up with a sheet and the Trinity doesnât allow for an inscription plateâthatâs an ordinary Arabella over there. Farthing just saw a coffin.â
âBoth women were about the same size?â
âYes.â
âThere was a minister at the crematorium? Didnât he say the name?â
âIâd gone out again to park the hearse, they were expecting another right on our tail.â
âAnd this bloke Farthing?â
âIn the crematorium office still, signing the book.â
âSo it wasnât until you got back here you knew you had made a mistake?â
âNo.â
Ambiguity exercised its single virtue and a subtlety escaped Kramer. Mr Abbott finished his glass in a gulp.
âOkay, if you werenât there at the start, were you inside at any stage?â
âThe whole of the latter part.â
âAh, then can you describe any of the mourners? Anyone that struck you asââ
âThere werenât any.â
Kramer put his glass down. This was unexpected. According to the medical evidence, there should have been at least one. A forlorn male wondering where his next was coming from.
Mr Abbott continued hastily: âI assure you it was advertised in the local papers as is required by Trinity under its policy, but not a soul turned up. And thatâs another reason I didnât expect anything was wrong: elderlies, especially the ones on Trinityâs books, often have no one. Thatâs why they join.â
Now came the moment that Kramer had been trying to avoid.
âHave you got Miss Le Rouxâs papers handy?â he asked.
Mr Abbott pointed to a ledger emblazoned Trinity Records beside the telephone. Kramer began to leaf slowly through it.
âI see what you mean,â he murmured, âhalf these old crones have got one foot and a cornplaster in it already.â
Finally he reached the entry he was after and found it revealed nothing but the name, the policy number, the date