voice.
âWhere is that pigeon?â the physician was saying to himself. âSir Walter the Bald is suffering and is in need of a cure.â
âWhatâs wrong with Sir Walter?â asked Tommy. The Old Wrecks hadnât mentioned that he was ill.
âMental confusion,â said the physician.
âPoor Sir Walter. He was in the sword chamber very early this morning, checking on his favourite sword, when he thought he heard his old nurseâs voice telling him to hurry back to bed, dearie, and donât make a fuss. Of course, it was all in his head. Sir Walterâs nurse died some fifty years ago.â
âNursie!â Tommy said, realising one of Nursieâs âlittle darlingsâ must have been Sir Walter the Bald.
The physician gave her a puzzled look. âAre you suffering from mental confusion too, girl?â
âNo,â Tommy assured him.
âAnyway,â the physician continued, âthe most effective cure for mental confusion is to mix pigeon droppings with honey, and apply the mixture to the back of the patientâs neck. Now where is that pigeon?â The physician lifted his gaze to the sky once more, and wandered off across the courtyard.
âQuick,â said Lil. âThis way.â
Tommy followed Lil under the low arch leading out of the courtyard and through the castle gate. Once outside the walls, they ran to the edge of the moat.
Looking down into the murky water, Tommy knew it was hopeless. There was no way theyâd be able to spot the sword in the sluggish, weed-choked water of the moat encircling the castle. And even if they did spot it, there was still the matter of theâ
âAaaaah!â Tommy screamed in terror as a hideous beast emerged from the water, its enormous jaws open wide to reveal two jagged rows of sharp teeth. âCrocodile!â
CHAPTER 7
âR EALLY, C ROC, â said Lil. âHow many times do I have to tell you to cover your mouth when you yawn?â
âSorry,â said the crocodile. He swam closer to the edge of the moat, where Tommy was kneeling, frozen to the spot. After a sly glance at Lil, he opened his mouth again. âMuuuuuurp.â
âAnd when you burp,â the cat added sternly. âYouâll make a bad impression on our new sword girl.â
âShe started it.â The giant reptile sounded sulky. âShe called me a crocodile.â
Tommy didnât understand. âBut arenât you a crocodile?â
âIâm a croco diddle,â he sniffed. âThereâs a difference, you know.â
âI didnât know,â Tommy said. âWhatâs a crocodiddle?â
âMe,â said the crocodiddle, as if that settled it. âWhat do you want, anyway?â
Lil explained about the sword and the crocodiddleâs beady yellow eyes lit up.
âSo thatâs whose it is! I was just doing a couple of laps in the middle of the night â backstroke, butterfly, that kind of thing â when a sword splashed into the water right behind me. It almost sliced off my tail!â
âDo you think you could find it, Mr Crocodiddle?â Tommy asked. âPlease?â
The crocodiddle tilted his head to one side. âDid you hear that?â he asked Lil in a loud whisper. âShe called me âmisterâ.â He turned back to Tommy. âIâll see if I can, young Sword Girl.â He gave her a wide, toothy grin and swam off.
Several minutes passed, then several minutes more, but the crocodiddle didnât return. Tommyâs throat felt tight. That was it then. The sword was lost forever at the bottom of the moat. She would be sent back to the kitchen in disgrace. Or worse, sheâd beâ
Suddenly the surface of the water began to shiver. Two yellow eyes appeared, then an ugly snout. And there, clasped delicately between the crocodiddleâs pointy teeth, was Sir Walterâs sword. It was draped with