you, Dr. Phil!â
Joe smirked at me and I smirked back.
âSo the cycle of my relationships coincides with the election cycle,â I said. âBig deal. Iâm out there looking for the right guy. When I discover that the guy Iâm with isnât right, I move on. No point in wasting time. But just because my biological clock is ticking doesnât mean Iâm going to settle.â
âNot suggesting you should.â Joe popped the last bite of muffin into his mouth. âBut who is the right guy? What would he look like?â
I squirmed in my seat and looked at my watch. âJoe. Can we do this another time? Iâve got a conference call with the Chicago field office in forty-five minutes. In fact, I wanted to talk to you about that. Iâve been studying our polling in-house. Weâve got better support in the Southwest than people realize. If we win Texasââ Joe raised his eyebrows to make his skepticism clear. â If we win Texas, then itâs going to come down to Illinois. But weâd need to win Chicago big . So I was thinkingââ
He picked up my thought and ran with it. âYou double your media buy in Cook County. Double up on phone banks. Schedule one last Chicago rally, maybe on the Northwestern campus. You rev up the college kids, solidify your under-thirty turnout, and recruit fresh volunteers all in one fell swoop. But run another poll in Texas. Iâve got doubts about your numbers.â
âSee?â I said, spreading my hands and grinning. âYou know what Iâm thinking almost before I do. No wonder I havenât fallen in love. Who could measure up to Joe Feeney? Thanks, buddy.â
I started to get up, but Joe reached across the table and grabbed my forearm.
âHang on. I know youâve got to go, but I flew out here specifically to talk to you. Just give me five minutes.â
Reluctantly, I settled back down into my seat. Of course I would listen to whatever he had to say, but I hoped we werenât going to delve into more of his psychological theories about me. I wasnât in the mood.
âLucy, I want to see you happy.â
âI am happy.â
He shot me the same look heâd tossed in my direction when I said weâd win Texas, but he didnât contradict me, just kept talking.
âWhen the election is over, I want you to come work for me. Ah! Hear me out! Lobbying isnât all graft and influence peddling. People can lobby for good things. Iâm adding a department focused on social issues. Itâll elevate the public image of our corporate clients. I want to put you in charge of it.â
âBut . . . I donât have any lobbying experience. Why would you want me?â
âBecause youâre passionate and organized and you know how to inspire passion in other people. Youâd be great. And itâll give you a chance to have a life. Lobbying pays a lot better than law making. Youâll be able to buy some decent clothes and even send them to the cleaners. I never want to see you in a wrinkled blue blazer again,â he said in a tone of mocking superiority, ânot in my office. Youâll be able to buy a real house and real furniture. No more renting. You can put nail holes in the woodwork and paint the walls any color you want.
âYouâd have to travel, but not too much. Youâll have weekends off, nights too. Not all the time, but more often than you do now. And youâll meet regular peopleâcivilians, not politicos. Washington is full of eligible bachelors.â
âJoe? Are you trying to set me up?â I couldnât keep from grinning.
âWell,â he said with a little shrug. âI know a couple of guys. One just divorced. One never married. You might like them. Look, youâre going to need to find work after the election, so why not work for me? We have doughnuts on Monday morning and an open bar on Friday night. What