go to church and meet this lady and start cryingâ¦no, too stupid, and I donât wanna wait âtil Sunday. I could make Mom go to her house and get it, though sheâs already not happy with me and doesnât want me wearing it any more. I could
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Then it came to him. A sneaky, yet noble, idea. He hopped out of the den and ran up the driveway, smelling dinner as he neared the house. In the
kitchen his mom was busy cooking spaghetti. He approached her and looked as remorseful as he could.
âSoâ¦youâve decided to treat me like your mother again?â
Benjamin cleared his throat. âIâm really sorry about the way I acted earlier. I just miss Pugsly so badly, and whenever I wear that collarâ¦it makes me feel close to him.â
âYou need to let him go, son. He lived a long and good life, but we all knew heâd die someday. Everything that lives dies, sweetheart.â Carol stirred the bubbling spaghetti sauce with her big wooden spoon.
âMom, youâre not going to go into that stuff about you and dad dying, now are ya?â He hated the few times his mom had given him a life lesson on mortality.
âNo, Iâll spare you this time.â Carol smiled.
âWhatâs this about your mom and me dying?â From his favorite chair Tom Biggsâs eyes looked over his newspaper through the bar opening of the kitchen.
She leaned over to look at him. âNothing, dear. I havenât made plans to off you yet.â She grinned evilly. His eyes widened and slid behind the paper.
âSoâ¦â Benjamin began, âIs this old lady a nice person?â
âYes, yes, I believe she is. I see her at church but I donât think she has any friends. And I know sheâs in need of money. She was telling me about her sick little dog and how she didnât have enough money to take him to the vet.â
âPoor thing.â He tried his best to look concerned about the no-good mutt wearing his beloved dogâs collar.
âSo I went over to her house this morningâitâs actually not too far from hereâand gave her a little money and Pugslyâs old collar. It definitely made the dog look better!â Benjamin felt a pang and grimaced. Carol raised her eyebrows. âKind of a cute little dogâ¦
kind of.â
âWell, I hopeher dog appreciates it.â He stared at the floor and wanted to stomp his foot through it, but contained himself.
âIâm sure it does.â
âIt was really nice of you to help that poor old lady, Mom.â He faked an admiring smile.
âThank you, sweetieâ
Benjamin wasnât any good at tearing up on demand but tried his best, mustering just enough sincerity to be believable. âMomâ¦I feel sorry for her. Do you think she could use a few chores done around the house?â He couldnât look his unsuspecting mom in the eye.
âHoney,â and her tone made him worry that she knew what he was up to, âthatâs a very nice idea! Iâm sure sheâd
love
to have a young man come over to helpâ¦And now that I think about it, her lawn needs mowed badly!â
âWell, good grief, Mom. I wouldnât mind mowing her lawn after school tomorrow.â Again he looked at the floor, hoping heâd have the
pleasure
of mowing the old ladyâs lawnâand yanking that collar off her nasty little dog!
âOkay, Ben, Iâll give her a call.â She grabbed the phone book and flipped through the pages. Benjamin went into the living room to sit with his dad. While Tom talked about the buzzard in the windshield, Benjamin tried to listen to the phone conversation.
âMrs. Crane? Hi, itâs Carol Biggs.â¦
Carol Biggs!
I was over at your house earlier today.⦠Iâm calling because my son would really like to help you out around the house.â
Geez, Mom, I donât know if âreallyâ is