get up the hill. In Kosovo, itâs not generally understood that you have to keep a carâs engine tuned for it to run efficiently. Even when it is understood, there arenât any tools or timing lights around to do the job. A civil affairs officer, a woman with a lot of experience in these parts, once told me that in Kosovo the people are obsessed by only one thingâtheir struggle for independence. When they talk about politics, they always end up discussing some battle they fought with the Serbs in the 1300s. Efficient engines are way down the list in importance.
Kosovo ainât America. Believe me.
A few minutes later, Quemal and Fadilj pushed their way in through the narrow door, both of them talking a blue streak. Fadilj had a basketful of food, which he set down on the table and which Nadaj immediately began examining. Within seconds, he had a box of cookies open and was stuffing the contents into his mouth, indifferent to the crumbs falling into his beard. Quemal, I noticed, was carrying a camcorder.
Fadilj pointed at me and laughed.
The worst of it was, it was probably my euros that had bought the camcorder. I had an idea I knew what it was for. And I now knew why Vickie had been able to talk Nadaj out of cutting up my face. They wanted me to look pretty. I also had an idea that Iâd remain alive only for as long as I was useful to them.
While I sat at the table wondering if I should make a break for it right there, the four of them talked among themselves. Then Vickie said, âHow do you like the idea of becoming a television star, Alex Klear?â
The Assassin said something, and Vickie nodded. âQuemal says heâs going to make you famous. Youâll be on television all over the world, Alex.â
Behind me, Fadilj and Nadaj stood in front of the bare wooden wall holding their weapons. Both had scarves wrapped around their faces. Nadaj now had a bandolier slung over each shoulder, his fatigue cap covering most of his face. Very macho. Theyâd moved the table, and I was on my knees in front of Fadilj, who was seated on a chair. I guess I was the star because they had the camcorder pointed directly at me.
Vickie was standing off to the side sucking on a bottle of soda pop. Sheâd spent fifteen minutes explaining what they wanted me to say. She motioned to Fadilj to begin rolling the film.
âYou can start now, Alex,â she said, smiling.
With the camcorder rolling, I looked into it. âMr. President. Iâm in Kosovo. Through my own fault, Iâve been captured by freedom fighters. Thatâs what they call themselves. My only hope to be freed by these morons is if you take our troops out of Afghanistan and demobilize the army. Before you do, I hope you will send an air strike and completely exterminate these creeps and theirââ
Suddenly, Vickie started waving her hands and shouting, obviously telling Fadilj to stop filming. As she continued to talk, Nadaj, looking puzzled, asked what was going on. A second later, I felt what could have been a rifle butt against the back of my head. Two of them dragged me to my feet, and Nadaj drove his fist into my stomach. I wasnât too aware of whatever else he did because at some point I passed out.
Sprawled on the floor, I could hear voices, which grew loud and then faded. After a time, I could hear Vickie. Since she was speaking English, I knew she was talking to me. But it sounded as though she was in a tunnel. Then she was shouting my name. When I didnât respond, someone kicked me. Then I got some water thrown on me.
Then I was sitting up with everyone looking at me.
âWe want to try it again. Itâs important to us. Weâll keep doing it until you do it right.â She again told me what they wanted me to say.âItâs your only hope. You want to live, donât you?â She grinned. âEven though you wonât have a nose?â
Behind her, Quemal was smirking and