nails done and eyebrows waxed.â
Waxed?! Does she think I am her forty-year-old coworker? Iâm a KID.
But she looked excited so I painfully eked out a smile. I didnât know how to tell her that all I wanted to do was eat orange sorbet at Rite-Aid and go buy some sturdy slacks at the outlet mall. Mom doesnât seem to understand that I grow out of pants approximately twenty minutes after I buy them.
And then came the avalanche of questions. How are you? Are you liking your new school now that youâve been there a while? Have you found any nice people to eat lunch with? Do you need more school supplies? Skirts? Are you happy?
You know Mom. She practically has a PhD in prying. OK, fine, maybe not prying. More like EXTREME INTEREST.
I just wish sheâd ask me these things when we werenât in public. And when I wanted to share my feelings. And when there was dimmer lighting. Seriously, who opens up near fluorescent lights?
At that moment though, I really did want to tell Mom everything . . . that middle school isnât what I thought it would be. That fifty-two minutes a day is well, well below my Recommended Daily Allowance of Piper Time and Iâd have scurvy if you were Vitamin C.
But instead, I clammed up. There was so much to say that I couldnât say anything at all. I shrugged my shoulders and said softly, âFine. Itâs fine.â Then I put an extra pat of butter on my bread.
I think Mom could sense something was wrong. My âfineâ was not fine enough.
She slung her purse over her shoulder and stood up. âI know what to do.â
She paid the check and led me down the sidewalk to the Happy Hearts bookstore.
She scanned up and down the aisles as if she were on an important mission. And it looked like she knew this store well.
âCarolineGrace!â The store clerk knew her name. (Herdouble name, because every Southern girl in Momâs family has two names jammed together. If you call me OliviaRose, I will write you out of my will, Piper.)
Mom told the clerk she needed something for âher daughterâs emotional growth.â Which was, of course, humiliating. They went on a hunt up and down the aisles until they spotted their treasure.
âAha! Here it is. Some help for you.â Mom placed a book in my hand. I looked at the title and shuddered. It was called A Girlâs Guide to Happiness through Southern Charm!! And there was a double exclamation mark, as if it were written by a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader.
I . . . well, you know me Piper. I faked it. Put on a sweet smile, thanked her, and later threw it under my bed, as far back as it could go.
The book kind of haunts me at night. Am I really the kind of girl who needs advice from a self-help book? One that uses âyâallâ too much?
Anyway, my mom did get excited about shopping, and Iâm now the proud owner of three new A-line skirts. Theyâre pretty cute, actually.
Okay, gotta go. I need to work on my plan for lunch today. Iâm thinking about asking the counselor if she needs help filing papers. Or maybe I could help her put up inspirationalposters on the wall. Like the one that says COURAGE! and thereâs a photo of a girl in an A-line skirt chatting up a group of lovely people.
And in case you didnât notice, yesterday I wore red because I was feeling spunky. Today itâs yellowâthe color I wear when I overthink things.
Forever at your side,
Olivia
Grateful for:
1. Famous cats who play chess
2. Pats of butter
3. The perfect side view I get of Jacksonâs head every day starting at 10:47
4. Your problem-solving skills (you will find a way to keep me from spending every lunch period in the counselorâs officeâI know you will)
5. A mom who tries
Chapter 6
Olivia,
Your mom took you to a place called the Tea Room? Iâve never even had tea. It looks so gross. You stick a bunch of crushed-up leaves in a little packet and call