Hazy?â
âErk,â I finally manage.
âIt means doing something quietly and carefully so that nobody takes much notice, yet the effect is the same.â
By this stage, I can make out that it isnât actually the poster of the Southern Cross speaking, but a man who is blended entirely into the wall so as to be practically invisible.
âWho . . .?â
âRock. Who else are we talking about? His idea of subtlety? To stand in front of a speeding van and then punch a hole in the side of it. Not exactly designed to slip under the media radar, that one.â
âNo. Who? You?â
âOh, sorry. Iâm Leon, short for Chameleon. Call me Camel and youâre in trouble, got it?â
The figure rises effortlessly and becomes bone-coloured, almost exactly matching the ceiling of my room. I donât miss the fact that the man, or creature or whatever it is, is flying.
Finally I manage a whole sentence. âHeroes ARE real!â
Leon chuckles and lands lightly on the end of my bed, crouched in a ball, balanced on his toes and staring intently at me. âOf course weâre real, Hazy. Youâve known that all along. You just couldnât bring yourself to completely believe. It takes a while.â
âWhy are you here?â
âBecause you called for me. Unless Iâm mistaken it was you, Hazy, who yelled earlier this evening, âI am a Heroâ! Forgive me if I over-reacted, but we at the AFHT tend to take such a screech at face value, so I thought Iâd come and say hello.â
âThe AHFT?â
âNo, the AFHT â the Australian Federation of Hero Types. Itâs the governing body for local Heroes, although it tends to play more of a management and administration role than actual governing. Most of the local Heroes know the rules and look after themselves. Except Rock, obviously.â
âHow did you get in here?â
âSnuck through the front door alongside your mum and beat you up the stairs.â
âBut I didnât see you at all.â
Leon sighs and looks at me as though he is regarding an infant. âNo,â he says very deliberately, âyou didnât. Because one of my superpowers is to be a chameleon and blend into backgrounds so I am, to all intents, invisible. Example: when you came into your bedroom and so did I . . . Are you planning on catching up any time soon, kid, or should I come back tomorrow?â
âIâm sorry, Leon, itâs just a shock. So, you are here on behalf of the AFHT?â
âFinally, his brain creaks into gear,â Leon says.
âAnd youâre here because I yelled out that I thought I was a Hero?â
âNot think, Hazy. You are.â
Now Iâm unable to speak again. Leon laughs. âItâs OK, I understand you being speechless. I felt the same way when the Southern Cross told me the truth for the first time.â âThe Southern Cross?â I look at the poster.
âYep. I was sixteen years old. Like you, Iâd spent my entire life thinking I was a freak, although it took me a while to realise why people always seemed to look right through me. Then I realised what was happening to my physical body . . .â Leon waves a hand in front of my bedroom lamp, and watches the image of the lamp run across his skin. âOf course, I was freaked out. I went into a real funk until it occurred to me that I was superpowered. And, boom, the next thing I know, the Southern Cross shows up, shakes my hand, congratulates me on my power and flies off again. Iâm only a Level C Hero but Iâve never looked back.â
âI have so many questions, I donât even know where to start.â
âTry them one at a time. In fact, Iâll get you going . . . The first question is: âAm I really a Hero?â Right?â
I nod dumbly.
âThe answer is yes. Stop pining about what a weirdo you are and come at it from the other direction: