the meantime, we play it cool and dumb â¦â
â⦠âan unappreciated fine art.â Yes, I know.â
âAnd please remember.â I glanced over my shoulder, then launched the Rolls up the Autoroute ramp. âWe donât turn anything down until heâs paid the check.â
We arrived at the Rotunde by eleven-thirty, but Geoffrey had still beaten us to the draw. I spotted him at a window table as we waited for the concierge to seat the people ahead of us.
The dining room was packed with worshipers of the French belly religion. A waiter wove between the tables with a brandy-induced inferno perched on a silver platter. I couldnât quite identify the delicacy behind all the flames, but it looked something like the Golden Calf from The Ten Commandments .
Jan was amused by my expression. âJust like Mother used to make?â
âYeah. I have a sudden urge for a cheeseburger and fries.â
The conciergeâs distant smile changed to an eager grin when I pointed Geoffrey out. Yes, of course! Mr. Proctor told me to expect you. Right this way!
Geoffreyâs antenna picked us up before we got to the table. He advanced on me with teeth smiling and hands outstretched.
âJesus Christ, Norman! How long has it been?â
âThree years, Jeff. Good to see you.â His palm was tight and dry. Geoffrey Proctor is silvery and tan, like those fiftyish men who age gracefully in Esquire ads.
I helped Jan in her chair and half-listened to her and Geoffreyâs bright and brittle words of greeting.
âHowâs business?â I asked.
âUp and down.â He made a stoic face. â Sports Today is booming. So is Woman and Motor Life. World is in a bit of a rut, but weâre going into some fantastic new picture and story ideas.â
I heard the bell tinkle but I resisted any Pavlovian drooling. âAnd Proctor-World stock is up, too. Iâm sure Old Charlie would be pleased.â
âDad never disapproved of profits.â
âYep. Occasionally nepotism bears fruit.â
Turning to Jan, he made a hissing noise through his teeth. âAnd I thought it was females who are supposed to be castrators.â
âYou know Norman,â she said. âBitchy on an empty stomach.â
He glanced at both of us. âWe could go ahead and order, but Iâve got someone with me. He should be back from the gentâs room in a minute. Nameâs Mike Rogers. A real sharp kid.â
âOne of your execs?â Jan asked.
âWish he was.â Geoffrey leaned forward and folded his hands on the table. âNorman, I have the article of a lifetime waiting for someone with your talent. Not that you need the money. Iâve seen the figures on The Death Watch Beetle . Fantastic! God knows where you get your ideas.â
âQuite simple. All my books are wet dreams set to prose.â
He blinked. âI believe it. I wish I could ejaculate so profitably.â
I peered over Geoffreyâs shoulder. âYour boyâs arrived, I think.â
He got up and made introductions. Mike Rogers was thirty-plus. Short, stocky, and energetic. Light brown, expertly cropped curly hair. Candid eyes. Open smile. An ail-American face just starting its slow slide into middle age. A very likable package.
Rogers kept within his shell while Geoffrey talked pleasantries. De Gaulle and Paris traffic and Reeperbahn sex parlors and Liz and Dick at Torre Astura. Fortunately, Jan and I are adept at verbal handball. I knew he would eventually get to the point.
We ordered from menus the size of an auto windshield. I remember Geoffrey slicing meat when he decided to talk business.
âNorman, this April will mark the fiftieth anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic. World is going to do a special story for our April issue. I think youâre the man to write it.â
â The Titanic ? You mean with the iceberg and Clifton Webb going down singing