and heâs been at the past two cookouts weâve had over here. Now that I think about it, the last time youâve been to any functions was at your house for EJâs first birthday. Whatâs up with that?â
I pull out of the parking lot and get stuck waiting on a slow-moving train to pass. The temptation to roll down the window and toss my phone at the train to end this conversation grows themore Rachel grills me. âEnough about me. Why werenât you out celebrating with us?â
The smile in her voice can be heard on the moon. âMichael came home in one of those moods. Started the second he walked through the door, pinching me on the butt and nibbling on my ear. When I asked him to help me zip up my dress, he zipped it down instead. My dress ended up on the floor and we fell right on top of it.â
âOhhhh, spare me the details.â
âYou asked.â She chuckles. âI know you two didnât miss me at all.â
I can picture her sitting in a chair, head held back, mouth wide open, having a good laugh all by herself. âStill wouldâve been nice to have you there.â
âLetâs plan something else soon.â
The train finally passes and the light turns green. âWell, Iâm around the corner from the office. Got a client coming in in about twenty minutes. Let me know when you ladies want to get together.â
âSure will. And Iâll be sure not to plan it someplace where you wonât be dry humping our husbandsâ boss.â
âNo, it will be a random guy next time,â I say and quickly end the call.
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Eric doesnât make a big deal of the dance when he gets in from work.
âRachel made it seem like I was some stripper in a thong and pasties on my nipples.â
âYou know she likes to exaggerate. Donât take it personal, babe. Itâs not a big deal.â
I rinse the cabbage and add it to the pan with chopped bell peppers and onions and olive oil. Add seasoning, give it a good stir before putting the lid on top to seal in the steam.
Eric says, âNext time youâre feeling frisky, though, save it for me,â then gives me a kiss.
I salute my husband. âYes, sir.â
He stops at the table where Kennedy is doing her homework and EJ is getting on her nerves. Iâll be so glad when he starts kindergarten in the fall.
âDaddy, Iâm glad youâre home so he can bother you and leave me alone,â Kennedy says.
âBe nice to your brother,â he tells her.
âCan I hold your gun, Daddy?â Eric Jr. asks.
My husband looks back in the kitchen at me.
âThatâs your son,â I say.
Eric Sr. puts a pencil in his hand. âWhy donât you worry about holding this for now.â
âAw, Dad.â
âAw, nothing. Guns arenât for play, and they definitely arenât for little boys.â
âYes, sir.â
I yell from the kitchen, âGet out of your uniform. Dinner will be ready in a few.â
Kennedy brings a paper to me with clocks on it and the times she scribbled underneath. âI finished it.â
I set the paper on the counter while I stir up the cabbage, unplug the rice cooker.
âMommy, can I have a cookie?â she asks.
I hand the paper back to her instead. âOne of these is wrong. Figure it out, then you can have a cookie.â
EJ walks into the kitchen asking for a cookie next.
I shake my head. âAfter dinner for you, sir.â
âNo fair.â
âYour sister gets a cookie before dinner, you get one after. You both get a cookie. Thatâs very fair.â
He huffs back to the table.
âGo upstairs and tell your dad dinnerâs ready.â
He stomps up the stairs as if his feet are made of concrete.
Kennedy brings back her paper three times, figuring out which one she got wrong and making the correction. I give her the cookie as promised.