list (God help anyone who was invited but didnât come).
My job was to find a dress.
Peteâs job was to show up on the day.
âIf I donât show up, youâll know Iâm dead,â he assured me.
âIf you donât show up, you will be dead,â I said knowingly.
CHAPTER SEVEN
In my book Burglary for Dummies , there is going to be a chapter called âThe Art of Blackmail.â Personally, I donât hold with blackmail as a career choice. But there are times when mutual blackmail can be mutually beneficial.
It was Sunday afternoon. Pete was glued to the television, watching football. I waved a hand and told him I was going to the store. That was a lie.
I really didnât need Nico for this burglary, because I already had the front-door key. How? Well, you see my uncle Vince happens to own this housecleaning company called Maids-a-Go-Go. Yup, it is darn handy having a cleaning company in the family.
But itâs always good to have a wingman in case things go wrong. So I called Nico and told him to meet me at this address in Aldershot.
Iâd done my research. Mrs. Wilson had canceled their cleaning for Wednesday. That meant they werenât going to be around. People often do that to save money if theyâre going away. Why pay for a house to be cleaned if you arenât going to be there for a while?
And no security alarm. I knew that because the Maids were able to use the key to get in while Mrs. Wilson was out shopping and didnât have to worry about setting off alarms. She went shopping a lot.
To be honest, the Wilson house probably didnât merit an alarm. It was in a nice area of Aldershot, but it wasnât a showstopper.
Nico stood gazing at it, then gave a long sigh. âIâm not looking forward to this one, Gina. I mean, really. Look at that exterior.â
Long, low brick bungalow in an unappealing baby-poop brown. Not a lot of money had been spent on the thing in, say, thirty years. The current Mrs. Wilson was the second Mrs. Wilson, and a lot younger than her husband. It was rumored that all his money got spent on her upkeep.
âJust donât move anything,â I ordered.
âProbably isnât anything worth moving, except to the trash,â Nico muttered.
I walked up to the front door, Nico following reluctantly. The key worked like a charm. I opened the door and stepped in.
No dogs to worry about. Iâd checked that out too.
The living room was directly ahead, and the drapes were closed.âTheyâre away in Vegas, according to Maids-a-Go-Go. Chances are she didnât take the ring. Most people donât take their best stuff when they travel.â I felt it my duty to educate Nico, since he was younger than me.
The kitchen was to the left. The bedrooms were down a dark hallway to my right. The master bedroom was at the end.
âYou wait here while I search the master bedroom. DONâT MOVE ANYTHING!â
Nico stared mournfully at the living room. He moaned as if truly in pain.
âItâs too awful. Look at that flower brocade from the eighties.â
I was already moving down the hall. The door to the master was ajar. The blinds were closed, so I slipped through the doorway and fumbled for the light switch with my right hand.
Flick.
âWhat the hell?â
My eyes followed the voice. A figure turned over on the bed.
I stared.
âEEEK!â shrieked a female voice. âEddie?â
Oops. It appeared not everyone who lived in this house was on vacation. One rather well-endowed male was vaulting off the bed. He didnât have any clothes on. And he wasnât Mr. Wilson. Worse, I knew him. Worse, so did Nico.
âUncle Manny?â I squeaked.
âDAD?â Nico had raced up behind me.
The man in question froze like a statue. His head whipped around. He squinted.
âGina? NICO? What the fuck are you doing here?â
âMore to the point, what are YOU doing here?â