eyes as they are? What is the nature of their affliction? Why do they conduct themselves with such aristocratic self-assurance and suavity of manner?â
âThe eyes are magic cusps,â stated the older of the fishermen in a grudging voice. âThey afford a view of the Overworld; why should not the owners behave as lords? So will I when Radkuth Vomin dies, for I inherit his eyes.â
âIndeed!â exclaimed Cugel, marveling. âCan these magic cusps be detached at will and transferred as the owner sees fit?â
âThey can, but who would exchange the Overworld for this?â The fisherman swung his arm around the dreary landscape. âI have toiled long and at last it is my turn to taste the delights of the Overworld. After this there is nothing, and the only peril is death through a surfeit of bliss.â
âVastly interesting!â remarked Cugel. âHow might I qualify for a pair of these magic cusps?â
âStrive as do all the others of Grodz: place your name on the list, then toil to supply the lords of Smolod with sustenance. Thirty-one years have I sown and reaped lentils and emmer and netted fish and dried them over slow fires, and now the name of Bubach Angh is at the head of the list, and you must do the same.â
âThirty-one years,â mused Cugel. âA period of not negligible duration.â And Firx squirmed restlessly, causing Cugelâs liver no small discomfort.
The fishermen proceeded to their village Grodz; Cugel returned to Smolod. Here he sought out that man to whom he had spoken upon his arrival to the village. âMy lord,â said Cugel, âas you know I am a traveler from a far land, attracted here by the magnificence of the city Smolod.â
âUnderstandable,â grunted the other. âOur splendor cannot help but inspire emulation.â
âWhat then is the source of the magic cusps?â
The elder turned the violet hemispheres upon Cugel as if seeing him for the first time. He spoke in a surly voice. âIt is a matter we do not care to dwell upon, but there is no harm in it, now that the subject has been broached. At a remote time the demon Underherd sent up tentacles to look across Earth, each tipped with a cusp. Simbilis the Sixteenth pained the monster, which jerked back to his sub-world and the cusps became dislodged. Four hundred and twelve of the cusps were gathered and brought to Smolod, then as splendid as now it appears to me. Yes, I realize that I see but a semblance, but so do you, and who is to say which is real?â
âI do not look through magic cusps,â said Cugel.
âTrue.â The elder shrugged. âIt is a matter I prefer to overlook. I dimly recall that I inhabit a sty and devour the coarsest of food â but the subjective reality is that I inhabit a glorious palace and dine on splendid viands among the princes and princesses who are my peers. It is explained thus: the demon Underherd looked from the sub-world to this one; we look from this to the Overworld, which is the quintessence of human hope, visionary longing, and beatific dream. We who inhabit this world â how can we think of ourselves as other than splendid lords? This is how we are.â
âIt is inspiring!â exclaimed Cugel. âHow may I obtain a pair of these magic cusps?â
âThere are two methods. Underherd lost four hundred and fourteen cusps; we control four hundred and twelve. Two were never found, and evidently lie on the floor of the oceanâs deep. You are at liberty to secure these. The second means is to become a citizen of Grodz, and furnish the lords of Smolod with sustenance till one of us dies, as we do infrequently.â
âI understand that a certain Lord Radkuth Vomin is ailing.â
âYes, that is he.â The elder indicated a pot-bellied old man with a slack drooling mouth, sitting in filth before his hut. âYou see him at his ease in the