you,â I said.
âBut,â she added, âIâll like you better if I do get invited.â
I wasnât looking forward to being trapped in the van with Nate all the way home. But it turned out not to matter. The second our seat belts were buckled, Granny said, âHooligan is AWOL again, and Mr. Ross is not happy.â
Like I said, Mr. Ross is the head usher. I know that sounds like a job in a theater, but actually heâs in charge of the whole White House. The job got the name in the 1800s when the main thing that person had to do was usher people in to see the president.
âSo this time,â Granny continued, âI think we should apprehend the fugitive ourselvesâif you donât have too much homework, that is.â
âWe donât!â we all said at the same time. And we spent the rest of the drive discussing what Grannycalls logistics. In the end, we decided to search from top to bottom. So, after eating our single solitary cookies along with a bunch of grapes and some celery sticks, we deployed to the solarium.
The ground and state floors of the White House are the public parts. The family part is mostly on the second and third floors. Mom and Dad, and Tessa and I have our bedrooms on the second, while Aunt Jen and Nateâs rooms are on the third. From the third floor, there is a ramp that leads up to the solarium.
âAll right, troops,â Granny said when we reached the top of the ramp. âIt is nowââ she looked at her watch ââsixteen fifteen hours. Cammie, you take the rooms north of the hall. Tessa, youâre going south. Nathanâyour job is to search up here in the kitchen and storage rooms. We reconvene at sixteen twenty-five. Is that clear?â
âYes, maâam!â we said.
âA-a-a-a-a-and
fan out
!â
The three of us ran back toward the hall. Nate went straight ahead. âHoo-hoo-
hooligan
!â we yodeled. But the only answer was an echoing âHoo-
hooligan
!â
Ten minutes later, we had looked under beds and tables and behind curtains and toilets, but there was not a snuffle or a whimper or a
scritch-scratch
.
âWe now know for sure where Hooligan is
not
,â Granny said. âIâve done a pretty good search of the second floor myself, so letâs go downstairs.â
In the morning, the public can tour the state floor of the White House, so we stay out of the way. Butin the afternoon there arenât tours, so we can come down if we want. I was looking under a sofa in the Blue Room when Tessa came running.
Something was wrong. Was Hooligan hurt?
âNo, no, not
Hooligan
!â Tessa was out of breath. âThe batonâthe historic Who-za one Nate knows about? Itâs
missing
!â
CHAPTER SEVEN
âNOT Who-zaâ
Sousa!
â I said.
Tessa waved her arms. âWhat
ever
.â
Then she explained.
She had gone into the East Room looking for Hooligan and found Colonel Michaels. âHe told me the baton is missing,â Tessa said.
I said, âThatâs too bad,â because I could see she was upset. But really, I was relieved nothing bad had happened to Hooligan.
Tessa shook her head. âYou still donât get it, Cammie. Itâs not too bad. Itâs
really
bad! Without the baton, thereâs no Song Boys!â
âWhy not?â I asked.
âThe Marine Band canât play unless they have it. Nate said so. No bandâno Song Boys.â
Was this true? Or was this Tessa drama?
âCome on,â I said. âWe better talk to Colonel Michaels.â
We found him in the East Room. Rememberinghow he hadnât exactly forgiven us, I was extra polite. âGood afternoon, Colonel Michaels.â
âGood afternoon, Cameron. I suppose your sister has explained?â
âItâs becoming a real mystery!â Tessa said. âCammie and I are good at solving mysteries. Dad asks us to find his missing glasses